Take Michele Bachmann's Important Survey Now!

Michele Bachmann, team player, has a very important new survey on her website. Hurry, click now!

It will only take two minutes and two million brain cells for you to answer such pressing questions as "President Obama has raised the federal debt limit SIX times in three years. It now sits at $15.4 Trillion. Do you believe this is responsible leadership?" and "Will President Obama's lack of leadership on foreign policy be a deciding factor in your vote this November?"

You can also self-identify by ideology, and those options are "Very Conservative," "Conservative," "Libertarian," "Moderate" and "Other." Those are the options, you bleeding-heart Others.

When you are done with the questions, M-Ba suggests you give her money, of course. In an email urging people to take this very important survey, she says she needs your donation "in order to distribute this survey to thousands more people across the nation." This is a survey… that is on… the Internet.

Michele, Michele, Michele. You are paying way too much for hosting.

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The Daily Show Says Goodbye to Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum's campaign success was truly improbable and inspiring. Who ever could have imagined that a wealthy middle-aged white career politician and religious ideologue could rise to the station of failed presidential candidate?

Coverage continues with Samantha Bee at Newt Gingrich HQ after the jump.

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From the Pork Barrel: Barack Obama's Wingman

* So the president walks into a press conference, mistakes it for a House O' Yuks open mic night, proceeds to insult women and comedy fans of both genders.

* Clarence Thomas just wants everyone to shut up.

* Scheduling note: Indecision's Peanut Gallery is live this Sunday, 4/8 at 10am ET. We'll be watching a very special episode of Fox News Sunday featuring Newt Gingrich, the GOP's little engine that can't, and we sure hope you'll join us. The Peanut Gallery is an exclusive, interactive co-viewing feature in the Indecision Election Companion, our FREE app for iPhone and iPad. Don't have the app yet? Get it now.

* Google Googled the White House.

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Get Comedy Central's Indecision Election Companion App for iPhone and iPad

(Confidential to everyone who's already downloaded our app: You can skip this post. The rest of you, keep reading.)

Comedy Central's Indecision Election Companion app for iPhone and iPad is now available from the App Store, and it's packed with exclusive features…

* Keep an eye on the 24-hour news cycle with our daily Snap Shots photo galleries

* Watch and react to real news shows, debates, speeches and primary turns with the Indecision community in the interactive Peanut Gallery

* Track key election dates, set personalized reminders and get Indecision blog updates on the go

Best of all, it's free! If we were the government, this would totally constitute a handout.

Download the Indecision Election Companion app now. You can also search 'Indecision' on the App Store from your iOS device.

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Super Tuesday Predictions: Place Your Bets Now

Ilya Gerner: I believe the trees will be the right height in Massachusetts, Virginia, Vermont, Alaska, Idaho, North Dakota and even Ohio. Too many slight dogwoods in the other states for Mitt Romney to do well. Also, too many Evangelicals.

Jess Dweck: Mitt Romney will win Massachusetts, Virginia and Vermont, while Rick Santorum will take Tennessee, Oklahoma and any other state that has more people than teeth. Newt Gingrich will be elected Moon President of Georgia.

Dan Poppy: Rick Santorum will win big in Oklahoma, confirming once and for all that Okies have never used Google. Mitt Romney will be genuinely surprised that there are people who like him. Ron Paul will burst into a thousand gold doubloons when a supporter slaps him on the back to congratulate him for winning Alaska. Newt Gingrich will be insufferable.

More predictions after the jump…

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