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Marco Rubio Releases Spotify Playlist, Hastily Corrects Spotify Playlist [UPDATED]

This morning Politico's Mike Allen broke the "news" that Sen. Marco Rubio had released his Spotify playlist.

Here is that playlist, cleverly titled "What I'm Currently Listening To," as reported by Politico and other media outlets:

Feel So Close by Calvin Harris / Good Feeling by Flo Rida / Home by Phillip Phillips / Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People / Where the Streets Have No Name by U2 / 10,000 Reasons by Matt Redman / Viva La Vida by Coldplay / Changes by Tupac Shakur / Don't You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia / Stay Strong by Newsboys / Hall of Fame by The Script featuring Wil.I.am. / Every Storm Runs Out of Rain by Gary Allan / Fruta Fresca by Carlos Vives / Bon, Bon by Pitbull / Rappers Delight by The Sugar Hill Gang / Clique by Kanye West, Jay Z, Big Sean

Notice anything off about this? Come on, think like a professional political image manager.

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The Internet Tries to "Help" Women Who "Just Don't Understand Football"

With Super Bowl XLVII just a few days away, thousands–nay, millions–of American women are panicking, because they don't understand football, and if they don't understand football, their men will leave them. Or cheat on them. Or both.

This is the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from the internet, which contains a wealth of content aimed at–or complaining about–the boob-havers who walk among us, shamelessly displaying their ignorance of end zones and field goals.

A sampling:

Ladies, what the guys won't tell you is that the National Football League (NFL) has more drama and gossip than any episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! They love, love, love gossiping about football, and there is a lot to gossip about.
Girlfriend, Are You Ready for Some Football? (oprah.com)

Impossible. No silly Ball League can generate more drama and gossip than Te'Keela and Marilol and Corvette and, um, Samantha. (Is one of them named Samantha?)

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