In a year marked by giant egos striding across the national stage, one man stood out for not standing out at all, if he even showed up in the first place. His family was subjected to the sort of scrutiny that only befalls presidential candidates and Lindsay Lohan, yet he remained a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in shiny teeth. For that, Ben Romney, you are Comedy Central's Indecision's Person of the Year.
What more can we say about this majestic, unknowable creature?
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All right, that's it, Team Indecision is off for the holiday, so we can wage war on/celebrate Christmas. We'll see you back here December 26th.
Your present from us is this video of three cats, a couple of dogs and a terrifying marionette performing "Meowy Navidad."
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Iowa Rep. Steve King on the ineffectiveness of gun control legislation:
"We all had our cap pistols when I was growing up, and that didn't seem to cause mass murders in the street."
Perhaps Steve King would be open to legislation that replaces all assault weapons with cap guns? Because I bet he could get a lot of support for that.
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We live in the land of the free, which means we're free to ban just about anything we don't like. In 2012 Americans dropped the ban hammer on public nuisances from goose livers to "gateway sexual activity."
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