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How the Rally Looked from Space!
by Dina Hashem
If you didn’t attend the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear on Saturday, SHAME ON YOU!
But if you didn’t attend because you were abducted by aliens summoned by Christine O’Donnell during a mischief night séance party, then you’re probably heavily medicated, but more importantly you enjoyed this awesome view of the rally…
Now, that's a turnout! (I'm talking to you, Glenn Beck.)
Tags: 8/28 Rally, Glenn Beck, Jon Stewart, Rally to Restore Sanity, Stephen Colbert, Washington DC -
Fox & Friends Scared That Maybe Not Enough People Will Come to See Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and Then They'll Get Sad
This is very, very sweet. Somebody needs to send these guys a rum cake or something.
Obviously, I'm referring to how oh-so-very concerned Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade and Gretchen Carlson of Fox & Friends are for the well being of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Because what if their highly-anticipated upcoming dueling rallies aren't able to outdraw Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor Rally from last month? Oh no!
After playing a clip of Stewart on O’Reilly last night, host Steve Doocy said, "Ok and Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are going to have a big rally in our nation’s capitol, at the end of October and when asked last night on the O’Reilly’s show whether or not they have a permit or something like that, Jon Stewart said probably not."
Brian Kilmeade then delivered the Foxaganda, "I believe they do, and they are heavily on the line on this, but can you possibly outdraw Glenn Beck? They are putting themselves totally out there."
Gretchen Carlson chimed in with, "That’s what we were discussing yesterday. I don't know if it's a such a smart P.R. move, but you never know how many people will show up. Lots of people watch their shows."
Let's hope so, Gretchen! For everyone concerned, am I right? Hahahahahahaha!
But seriously, if the Stewart/Colbert rallies do prove to be two giant busts, we are are certain that nobody will be feeling the pain more than you three kindhearted so-and-so's. But we will be there for you. We'll all get through this together. Like the true blue Fox & Friends and friends that we are.
Tags: 8/28 Rally, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Glenn Beck, Gretchen Carlson, Jon Stewart, March to Keep Fear Alive, Rally to Restore Sanity, Stephen Colbert, Steve Doocy -
A Glenn Beck Fan Responds to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Durling Rallies
From the comments on Beck's "news" site, The Blaze…
Not every, just most.
(via Reddit)
Tags: 8/28 Rally, Glenn Beck, Jon Stewart, March to Keep Fear Alive, Rally to Restore Sanity, Stephen Colbert -
The Onion: Nation Once Again Comes Under Sway of Pink-Faced Half-Wit
Behold, the pink-faced half-wit. One of our nation's most cherished archetypes (right up there with a the vaguely homo-erotic lumberjack and the oily park lurker)…The most recent pink-faced halfwit has reportedly captured the popular imagination through the conventional vehicles of a nationally syndicated talk-radio program and a cable news television show. According to media analyst Rebecca Ellington, the pink-faced half-wit has mesmerized the nation by spewing out hundreds of predictably reactionary and emotionally manipulative on-air diatribes…
"I've seen a number of pink-faced half-wits during my career, and in the pantheon of bombastic demagogues, this one will surely be remembered as one of the most disgusting," Ellington continued…
According to scholars, pink-faced half-wits have had remarkable staying power throughout history despite their outlandish, easily debunked claims, shameless self-promotion, and complete lack of credentials. More often than not, experts said, these pasty, shallow dullards skillfully manage to control debate on the most important social and political topics of the day.
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WINNER Caption Challenge: Glenn Becks
Submitted by naikusobi.
Tags: 8/28 Rally, Caption Challenge, Games and Challenges, Glenn Beck, Tea Party
