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  • Grab a Glass of Milk for the Latest ACORN Scandal

    acorn-cookieWhen he's not busy fighting the gays, Iowa Rep. Steve King spends his time fighting the ACORNs, who are just as sneaky and probably even more dangerous because Barack Obama has an actual record of working with them.

    Rep. King's anti-ACORN crusade took a surprising, frosted twist at the annual White House Christmas party this week: look there to your right. Look! That is a photograph, taken by Steve King and posted to his Twitter, of an actual cookie served at the White House party. Mm-hmmmm.

    Additional images and commentary were fed to Fox News

    The chocolate cookies shaped like an acorn were quite a hit [Ed. note: I think they mean the opposite of this, though] with Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa.

    "I didn't expect to see such stark symbolism," King said in an e-mail. [...] King pocketed several of the acorn cookies at the White House soiree and even stowed a few at home in his freezer.

    So many questions to ponder. Were these the only cookies on the White House dessert table? What were the other choices — Lenin with sprinkles, Santa Mao, a gingerbread gulag?

    More importantly, has Rep. King eaten one of these acorn/ACORN cookies? If so, how did they taste? It's hard to tell from a cameraphone picture, but they look a little dry. Clearly, Congress needs to stand up and get answers from the White House. Also the recipe.


    Tags: ACORN, Barack Obama, Steve King, White House
  • Doug Hoffman Loses Same Congressional Seat Twice in One Election

    So, so sad. As it turns out, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and all of Tea Bag America were no match for the political corruption juggernaut that is ACORN.

    Alas, NY-23's congressional seat has slipped from the grasp of Doug Hoffman — who had just recently un-conceded — once again

    [A]s absentee ballots were tallied, it quickly became clear that Hoffman had no shot at victory in the initial count, and probably couldn't win a challenge, either. So on Tuesday he conceded one last time.

    In a statement noticeably free of the accusations of theft and fraud that had accompanied his un-concession, Hoffman said: "Yesterday, the remaining ballots were counted in the 23rd Congressional District special election. The results re-affirm the fact that Bill Owens won."

    It doesn't surprise me that he didn't call out ACORN in his (second) concession speech. They have agents everywhere. Everywhere! Hoffman doesn't want to wind up with a poison dart in his neck, does he?


    Tags: ACORN, Bill Owens, Doug Hoffman, House of Representatives, New York, Tea Party
  • Guess Which Urban Community Organizing Group Is Responsible for Doug Hoffman's Failed Campaign?

    Earlier today, Mary pointed out how 52% Republican voters attribute Barack Obama's unfair election victory last year to the sinister powers of ACORN. (That's even higher than the percentage who attribute it to liberal chupacabras, reverse-unicorns and the creeping existence dark matter combined. Wow!)

    Now, in another heroic roundhouse kick against acceptance of reality, unsuccessful conservative congressional candidate (NY-23) Doug Hoffman has yet another nefarious deed of ACORN's. They stole his election

    As evidence surfaces, we find out that reported results from election night were far from accurate. ACORN and the unions did their best to try and sway the results to Obamacare supporter Bill Owens.

    Rest assured, they will not succeed, and I am therefore revoking my statement of concession…

    Recent developments leave me to wonder who is scheming behind closed doors, twisting arms and stealing elections from the voters of NY-23.

    I'm sure you are as dismayed as I am to learn of the mischief that took place in Oswego and neighboring counties. We know this would not be the first time for the ACORN faithful to tamper with democracy.

    Fucking ACORN. If they're not hiding my house keys, traveling back in time to help out in the bombing of Pearl Harbor, or co-writing Old Dogs, they're stealing elections in suburban fiercely-conservative Republican stronghold districts.

    Does their evil brilliance know no end?


    Tags: ACORN, Doug Hoffman, House of Representatives, New York, Tea Party
  • Here's How Barack Obama Won the Presidency (Or Did He?)

    squirrel-acornBarack Obama won the election last year, right? Everyone knows that, right? So this poll that asks if Barack Obama actually won the election last year is about as necessary as a barrel of bacon at a vegan restaurant, right?

    Right?

    The poll asked this question: "Do you think that Barack Obama legitimately won the Presidential election last year, or do you think that ACORN stole it for him?" The overall top-line is legitimately won 62%, ACORN stole it 26%.

    Among Republicans, however, only 27% say Obama actually won the race, with 52% — an outright majority — saying that ACORN stole it, and 21% are undecided.

    Yep, 52% of Republicans think ACORN stole the 2008 presidential election, using nothing but their patented stupidity to secure 53% of the popular vote for Obama. Another 21% of Republicans think, well, maybe. Yeah. That certainly sounds plausible, but… hmm, who can say for sure?

    After all, if there's one thing we know about ACORN, it's that they're masters of getting away with illegal activity without anybody ever noticing.


    Tags: ACORN, Barack Obama, Polls
  • South Park Lampoons ACORN

    From The CC Insider

    Man, ACORN has had some year, huh? Back before the election, the only ones who'd even heard of ACORN were the Census Bureau and poor people, but now everyone knows them. They're like the Lady Gaga of beleaguered community organization behemoths. They even got a shout-out on South Park last night.

    Check out more clips and full episodes at South Park Studios.

    South Park airs Wednesdays at 10pm / 9c.


    Tags: ACORN, Corruption, South Park