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  • Quote Unquote: Ira Glass Mit Uns

    Fox News president Roger Ailes stands up to the great evil of our day, NPR

    "They are, of course, Nazis. They have a kind of Nazi attitude. They are the left wing of Nazism. These guys don’t want any other point of view. They don’t even feel guilty using tax dollars to spout their propaganda. They are basically Air America with government funding to keep them alive."

    NPR like Nazis? Of course. Of. Course. I mean, doesn't the "N" in NPR stand for "Nazi"? I'd always assumed it did, because they're so of coursedly like Nazis in the way that they're always telling bittersweet stories about small pockets of American life and constantly invading Poland.

    Consider this: Have you ever noticed that NPR is a place you go to — almost like a camp — that makes you think hard — or concentrate? Do you need any more proof?

    Tags: Air America, Fox, Nazis, NPR, Quote Unquote, Roger Ailes
  • Colbert's Best Air America Moments

    Once upon a time, after years of hearing blowhard conservative assholes on talk-radio, some liberals decided they too would like to have some blowhard assholes on talk-radio, and Air America was born. Finally, people who thought NPR was too balanced and Randi Rhodes-deficient had something to shove in their ear holes. It couldn't possibly fail. And yet, late last month, it did. Probably on account of some sort of vast right-wing conspiracy. Anyway, let us now take a few moments to remember the ragtag radio network that couldn't with this hand-picked collection of Colbert Report clips.

    Tip/Wag: Air America

    Unlike Air America, the list continues below.

    The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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    Tags: Air America, Al Franken, Arianna Huffington, Liberals, Rachel Maddow, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Video
  • Air America Files for Bankruptcy, Vanishes; Regular America Still Here for Now

    Oh my God! I find this news absolutely shocking!

    Air America announced [yesterday] that it's declaring bankruptcy and ceasing its live broadcasts immediately. Here's the statement posted on Air America's website:

    "It is with the greatest regret, on behalf of our Board, that we must announce that Air America Media is ceasing its live programming operations as of this afternoon, and that the Company will file soon under Chapter 7 of the Bankruptcy Code to carry out an orderly winding-down of the business."

    I had no idea that Air America was still on the air. This is a huge surprise.

    Tags: Air America, Economy, Money
  • Whores Feel "Relief and Joy" After Randi Rhodes/Hillary Clinton Whore Kerfuffle

    Remember last week when that whore Randi Rhodes of Air America got in all kinds of whore trouble for calling those whores Hillary Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro whores?

    Turns out Rhodes could have kept whoring around at Air America if only she'd made a whorific apology to those whores, but it looks like she'd rather just quit that whore-mongering radio station full of whores

    A [whore] at Air America, who asked to remain anonymous, said, "Many [whores] screw up and then apologize and move on. Like [whore] Imus. Like [whore] David Shuster. Like [whore] Jay Rockefeller on [whore] McCain. Like [whore] Obama on [whore] Rezko. Like [whore] Hillary on [country full of whores] Bosnia. Randi Rhodes [that whore] refused to apologize for her obscene [whortastic] comments and has chosen instead to terminate her [whoring] relationship with [whore station] Air America."

    The [whore] also said that there is no [whore] love lost between Rhodes and her colleagues at the network. "No one is upset. She made the move but there's relief and [beautiful, whorish] joy."

    It's still unknown which whore Air America will get to replace Rhodes for her time slot or whether three-hours of radio silence will diminish or improve the station's ratings.

    Or if anyone will even notice.

    Tags: Air America, Geraldine Ferraro, Hillary Clinton
  • Liberal Whore Fired for Calling Whorey Whores Whores

    Hey, guys and whores, did you know that liberal radio station Air America still exists? It does! And somehow it has enough money to afford on-air hosts, like whore Randi Rhodes, who was fired today for calling whores Geraldine Ferraro and Hillary Clinton whores.

    Of course, the dumb whore did this at a public event, where every whore and her uncle had a video camera. So naturally that whoreshit wound up on YouTube…

    Air America chairman Charlie Kireker issued an official statement about the situation, but I didn't quite understand it because he used some weird big words.

    What does 'hominem' mean, anyway?

    If you ask me, that sounds like something a whore would say.

    Tags: Air America, Geraldine Ferraro, Hillary Clinton