Alan Simpson Dances Gangnam Style [VIDEO]

Former Senator Alan Simpson has a message for America's youth: help reduce the deficit or he's going to keep dancing Gangnam Style with his soda can sidekick…

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Alan Simpson knows what he's talkin' 'bout, ammirite?

Quote Unquote: Get Off Former Sen. Alan Simpson's Lawn!

Alan Simpson — former senator from Wyoming and co-chair of the President's deficit commission — on kids these days…

"If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that — I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!"

I can't disagree with him. These worthless no-good-nicks are barely worth the Werther's originals we supply them with.