Roll Call: No Use to Us Dead

• Ron Paul suggests turning bin Laden task over to Dog, Boba Fett.

• Arlen Specter: White House has until 2 pm to explain Gonzales's testimony, or else… he'll just have to wait longer.
• Better look for scalpers outside Oprah's $2,300-per-person Obama fundraiser.
• Bill Clinton reminds everyone that we're all friends here, offers to go get the bundt cake.
• Giuliani to unveil his "Remember 9/11" health care plan.
• McCain's voicebox travels to Pittsburgh.

Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Arlen Specter, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Oprah Winfrey, Osama bin Laden, Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani, Senate