Don't Tell This Guy's Dad What Going On, This Guy's Dad Will Tell You What's Going On

The polar bears are thriving, everyone is jealous of Sarah Palin, and the kids today are snorting nutmeg up their nose at an alarming rate. Everything you think you know is wrong!

Tags: Anderson Cooper, Canada, Christianity, Conservatives, DADT, Drugs, Energy & Oil, Environment, George W. Bush, Gulf Coast, Hillary Clinton, LGBT, Men and Women, Military, Music, Religion, Sarah Palin

Anderson Cooper Talks Birtherism with Block of Wood Shaped Like Texas State Rep. Leo Berman

Have you ever had a 12 minute conversation with a cherry wood double-door country-style armoire, in which you calmly dissect and defuse conspiracy theories for why the President of the United States is actually a foreign-born socialist plant, and, no matter what you say, the armoire is all like, "Why don't you put some clothes inside me? Look, I have a drawer over here for some handkerchiefs." Very frustrating!

Anyway, this conversation between Anderson Cooper and Texas State Rep. Leo Berman feels a lot like that…

Tags: Anderson Cooper, Birthers, CNN, Hawaii, Leo Berman, Texas

Louie Gohmert Likes to Yell Stuff About Terror Babies

Look, obviously, we're all afraid of "terror babies" because, seriously, you'd have to be superhumanly brave not to be. They're babies and they're terrorists! They're like Sharktopus, but, like, times a million or something.

Anyway, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) — the terror baby Cassandra — went on Anderson Cooper's show yesterday to yell incoherently about something related to terror babies in some vague way maybe. And you should watch it…

"Sir, you're just yelling. You're not having a conversation."

Wrong again, Anderson Cooper. He is having a conversation. Just not with you.

Tags: 14th Amendment, Anderson Cooper, Babies, CNN, House of Representatives, Immigration, Louie Gohmert, Terrorism, Texas

Hate by Numbers: Anderson Cooper and Wisconsin's Legions of Teenage Sex Offenders

Gladstone is all over the thing about the Cheesehead D.A. who's threatening to arrest sex-ed teachers for doing their jobs…

Visit Gladstone at his website.

Tags: Anderson Cooper, CNN, Crime, Education, Gladstone, Hate by Numbers, Sex, Wisconsin

Jon Stewart on Anti-Obama Urologist

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart covered Dr. Jack Cassell, a South Carolina urologist who has stirred controversy by turning away Obama voters because of health care reform. Obviously, the doctor seems pretty despicable, but in a way, he's doing his patients a service. After all, would you want someone who thought Sarah Palin was qualified to be Vice President in charge of your wiener's health? He'd probably try to shoot that mole on your balls off from a helicopter.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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Tags: Anderson Cooper, Barack Obama, CNN, Health Care, Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, Video