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Ann Romney Blames the Media
Good news for "you people." Ann Romney doesn't blame you for not electing her husband, even though he spends his days buying Honey Nut Cheerios from a CVS like some kind of hobo, instead of reigning over us from the White House.
Unless you people work for the media. Then Ann totally hates you.
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Indecision's Person of the Year 2012: Ben Romney
In a year marked by giant egos striding across the national stage, one man stood out for not standing out at all, if he even showed up in the first place. His family was subjected to the sort of scrutiny that only befalls presidential candidates and Lindsay Lohan, yet he remained a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in shiny teeth. For that, Ben Romney, you are Comedy Central's Indecision's Person of the Year.
What more can we say about this majestic, unknowable creature?
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Michelle Obama Knows How to Beat a Romney
There was a pivotal moment at last night's debate when President Obama could have won the whole thing. You might not have picked up on it, but it was there.
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Rafalca Romney Is Classier (And Richer) Than You People
If Republican socialite Lyn Mosbacher has her story straight, Ann Romney is not too fond of you people, specifically the people who created the Democratic National Committee spot making fun of her tap-dancing, and legitimately therapeutic, horse…
At the convention, they could be seen…giddily relaying how Ann Romney, for whom Georgette has served on the host committee for several fundraisers in New York, privately reacted to Democratic attacks on her dressage-competing mare. ("My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal," Lyn recounts.)
It's a valid point, especially if she meant "upper class." Consider how Rafalca compares to the typical American family…
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Rodeo Clown Slammed Hard After Offensive Michelle Obama Joke
It's wasn't Mike Hayhurst's first rodeo, but it may be his last. Last Sunday at the Creston Classic Rodeo, the 25-year veteran clown and barrelman trotted out a Michelle Obama joke that turned around and bit him right in the ass…
The joke, as told by Hayhurst, went like this: Playboy is offering Ann Romney $250,000 to pose in the magazine, and the White House is upset about it because National Geographic only offered Michelle Obama $50 to pose for them.
Hayhurst's attempt at humor apparently fell flat, much like his body after being tossed by a bull later in the show. He was admitted to the hospital later that day for head injuries that unfortunately didn't happen before he told the joke, or he may have been able to use that as an excuse. Luckily for comedy connoisseurs, the part of his brain that creates irony was undamaged…
When reached on his cellphone Sunday and asked whether he wanted to apologize for the joke or explain his comment, Hayhurst said: "I cannot believe how insensitive you are. I am in the hospital." He then uttered a vulgarity and hung up.
What Hayhurst didn't realize was that the reporter wanted to offer him $100 for an exclusive photo shoot with Cracker Clown Magazine. He should have taken that money since he may be out of a job for a little while, or at least until Mitt Romney's campaign offers him a position as court jester.
Photo from http://www.prorodeoclown.com
Tags: Ann Romney, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Racism
