* Newt Gingrich's new 30-minute infomercial When Mitt Romney Came to Town will very likely make you sad.
* Gingrich's new line of attack against Romney makes animal lovers sad.
* New Gallup polling makes all the GOP candidates who aren't Romney sad.
* Jon Stewart made CNN's Ashleigh Banfield sad.
* Everything else makes Callista Gingrich sad.
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