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  • Ask Rick Santorum: Taking One for the Team

    Just because he's out of the campaign business doesn't mean he's out of the advice business. So, if you have problems, former presidential hopeful Rick Santorum still has solutions!

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    Dear Rick Santorum,
    I love going out to the corner bar with my friends, but they never seem content to just hang out and chill with a few brews. Without fail and within an hour, they'll maneuver us into a conversation with a group of women, and I end up getting stuck talking to someone who might be nice but who I have nothing in common with while my friends work on getting lucky. Am I wrong to be annoyed by this? - Unwilling Wingman

    Dear Unwilling Wingman,
    "When you're part of the team, sometimes you take one for the team." - Rick Santorum

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  • Ask Rick Santorum: Gone But Not Forgotten

    Just because he's out of the campaign business doesn't mean he's out of the advice business. So, if you have problems, former presidential hopeful Rick Santorum still has solutions!

    Dear Rick Santorum,
    My boyfriend's mom sent me a friend request. He didn't accept her friend request. Am I obligated to? - Awkward Turtle

    Dear Awkward Turtle,
    I wouldn’t, but you could.Rick Santorum

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  • Ask Rick Santorum: Closing the Deal

    Do you have problems? Former U.S. Senator and current presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has solutions!

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    Dear Rick Santorum,
    My boyfriend and I have been dating for several years now, and he is still yet to pop the big question. And I can't figure out why! It's definitely not an issue of him having a problem with my family, because he gets along with them great! In fact, he and my sister are kind of best friends. They'll even sometimes go on camping trips together. Or go on weekend hikes through the mountains. I never go because I'm not much of an outdoorsy person. Could that be my problem? Do you think he might be upset that I don't share more of his hobbies? - Frustrated in Freemont

    Dear  Frustrated in Freemont,
    That's one of the reasons you are not seeing him close the deal. - Rick Santorum

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  • Ask Rick Santorum: Saddle Up with Polka Dots

    Do you have problems? Former U.S. Senator and current presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has solutions! 

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    Dear Rick Santorum,
    I've been dating my boyfriend for four years. Our relationship was great at first — we have a lot in common, and I thought he might be The One — but now I'm not so sure. For the past year or so he's been spending all his free time with his buddies from work, and if I try to make plans for us, he tells me he can't let them down. Uh, I guess it's okay to let me down? I don't think he's cheating, but he gets angry if I ask him where he's going, and I'm starting to think he's just terrified of commitment. We can't even discuss the situation because every time I mention it he refuses to talk. I feel like we've grown so far apart that I can't salvage our relationship, but at the same time I'm terrified of a breakup. Help? - Lonelygirl16

    Dear Lonelygirl16,
    You know in your gut big things are adrift. Saddle up, like Reagan did in the cowboy movies. - Rick Santorum

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  • Ask Rick Santorum: Advice for Modern Americans

    Do you have problems? Former U.S. Senator and current presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has solutions! 

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    Dear Rick Santorum,

    I've spent the past several months converting my unfinished basement into a replica of the Roman Colosseum in miniature. I went to all this trouble for the express purpose of forcing various possums, raccoons and other small animals that I've managed to trap in my backyard into fighting one another gladiator-style. I even built little costumes for them. Some friends to whom I've shown my handiwork say that I don't have the "right" to fight captured wild animals because it's against the "law." What do you think? - Pete in Wisconsin

    Dear Pete in Wisconsin,
    "If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything." - Rick Santorum

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