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Maybe after the god particle, the CERN folks can try to isolate Romney's position on health care.

— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) July 4, 2012

That's a Wrap on Osama

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Ever get the feeling that Dick Cheney is an evil mastermind orchestrating world crises with a team of skilled producers in hopes of fulfilling his ravenous desire for consuming baby hearts? Well, that's probably an accurate sentiment. Also, in this video from Atom, the actor playing Dick Cheney does the same thing…

The Handlers Spitball a Slogan

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From "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too" to "Yes We Can," American politics has produced some truly great slogans. But one thing that those slogans are sorely lacking are graphic references to dicks and balls and masturbating dicks and balls. It's just one more thing that elevates State Senate candidate Jack Power above the competition.

Jack Power Officially Announces His Candidacy

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Have you been watching Atom's new original web series The Handlers? You should be. I like it because it's got Bryan Cranston and Matt Braunger in it, and because it's a funny look at the behind-the-scenes machinations of a political campaign. But mostly I like it because it's fun to pretend it's an episode of Breaking Bad and the whole time Walter is secretly trying to get away to make a deal with Gustavo. Really adds an extra layer to the whole thing.

State Senator Jack Power Learns to Love Pink

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Colors play a big part in modern politics. Obviously, the pundits like to conveniently divide the electorate into red states and blue states. And I even heard a rumor that there's supposedly something called a Green Party, whatever that is. But one color that doesn't get used a lot in politics is pink. Which is just one more reason why State Senator Jack Power is such a maverick.