What to Expect When You're Expecting Universal Health Care

So, you think universal health care is a good thing, huh? Maybe that's just because you haven't learned why you should be afraid of it.

Luckily, the Internet is around, so you can educate yourself on everything you need to know about universal health care, just like a real doctor…

Heath Care: Our National Nightmare

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00Bama Takes on Domestic Terrorism

Who needs waterboarding and sleep deprivation when you've got a good baker…

00Bama, Episode 1: Barack Vs. Domestic Terrorism

From Atom.com's Is the Obama Honeymoon Over? channel.

The Death of Oprah: An O-Day That Will Live in Infamy

Reports from beyond The Vanishing Land outside of Old Chicago show the resistance continuing to fight against Dr. Phil's private army…

Not in love with that ending, but aside from that, I think this could make a pretty fantastic feature film.

Easily better than Terminator: Salvation.*

(via Uncle Scoopy)

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* Not saying much.

Barack Obama Will Do Whatever It Takes to Make You Buy a New Car

From Atom.com…

Obama Sells Cars

If you don't like doors that open, how about some cars with doors that close?

Remembering George W. Bush

Hey, do you remember that guy… um, what was his name again?

Oh, yeah! George Bush!

Before he fades from memory again, check out Atom.com's Bush Bash blog.