The Taking of Pennsylvania Ave. 1*6*0*0: Indecision's Inauguration Day Coverage

Beginning this Sunday afternoon, Indecision is the ONLY PLACE (as far as we know, though we haven't actually looked into it) to get up-to-the-minute coverage of Barack Obama's historic swearing-in as the first-ever Hawaiian-born president.

* All-day liveblogging of the Inauguration ceremony and parade beginning at 11 am Tuesday! Exciting!

* Live Twitter updates from The Onion's Baratunde Thurston, twitporting for Indecision from the ceremony in D.C.! Mesmerizing!

* Liveblogging The Daily Show's live taping on Tuesday Night, 11 pm! Lively!

* Reports on pre-Inauguration Day ceremonies that most people don't really know about and a lot of people don't give a shit about! Enervating!

Psych yourself up for the big day(s) with our extremely useful…

* How to Feel on Inauguration Day Flow Chart

* Presidential Pardon Generator

* Obam-Ailments to Watch Out For

* Michelle Obama Fashion Guide

* A look back at the Bush years with The Daily Show

We've got a really good feeling about this.

No, seriously this time.