What the Hell Is Boxing Day?

Happy Boxing Day, everyone! For those of you wondering what the hell Boxing Day is, you are in the right place.

But first let's discuss what the hell Boxing Day is not.

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Tags: Animals, Barbara Boxer, Christmas, Fashion, Puppies!, Sports

The Daily Show on the Blunt Amendment Debate

These senators are absolutely right. This isn't about women's rights to have healthy sex lives. Not at all! It's about the exact opposite of that.

Coverage continues with Founding Fathers Theater after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

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Tags: Barbara Boxer, Contraception, Democrats, Founding Fathers, Health Care, Jon Stewart, Men and Women, Mitt Romney, Religion, Republicans, Roy Blunt, Senate, Sex, The Daily Show, Thomas Jefferson, Video, Women's Rights

Rep. John King Wants to Investigate Rupert Murdoch

Wait, what's all this? Conservative congressperson John King (R-NY) wants to investigate Fox News and Wall Street Journal-owner Rupert Murdoch over something 9/11-related.

I don't get it. Murdoch isn't a Muslim, is he?

New York Republican Pete King is calling on the FBI to investigate whether Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation hacked into the voicemail accounts of Sept. 11 victims, calling the allegations of the scandal "disgraceful."

"As I see it, I would expect more things to be coming out over the next several weeks," King told Politico. "And as we approach 9/11, the tenth anniversary, it's even going to get worse."…

A number of Democratic senators are also calling for inquiries into the scandal. Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) is calling on Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate. Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-W. Va.), who chairs the Senate Commerce Committee, asked for an investigation on Tuesday into whether American phones were hacked by News Corp. reporters. Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) says she supports Rockefeller. Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J) wants authorities to look into allegations that News of the World reporters bribed London police for information about the British royal family.

Jeeze! Can you even imagine what would happen if Rupert Murdoch was actually held accountable for something his place in this News of the World scandal (which, oddly enough, isn't getting much play with the New York Post or Fox News) just like any other person would be?

No, me neither.

Can't wait to find out why all of these investigations are unpatriotic wastes of taxpayer money being foisted onto an unwilling public by socialist upstarts. I can't wait! I keep refreshing the Wall Street Journal opinion page, but it's not there yet.

Tags: 9/11, Barbara Boxer, Fox, Frank Lautenberg, House of Representatives, Jay Rockefeller, John King, New York Post, Rupert Murdoch, Senate, Wall Street Journal

Mr. Tosh Goes to Washington

When Tosh.0 returns for its third season on January 11, its website will be getting a brand new background. And you can be the one to design it!

Go to this here post, and you can download an easy peasy Photoshop file ripe for your grass roots creativity. It's so easy, in fact, that we decided to take a few minutes and drop Mr. Tosh into a number of settings where one is more likely to find a politician than a basic cable TV host. Such as…

A Political Rally

Click pics for larger versions. More after the jump.

Tosh.0's third season premieres Tuesday, January 11 at 10pm / 9c, followed by the series premiere of Onion SportsDome.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Barbara Boxer, Colin Powell, Daniel Tosh, Games and Challenges, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Larry Craig, Michael Steele, Sarah Palin, Senate, Tosh.0, Travel, White House

Carly Fiorina's Follow-Up to the Demonic-Eyed Sheep Ad Is Pretty Much the Same But More So

Do you have a spare 75 hours to watch "Hot Air: The Movie" the new anti-Barbara Boxer ad just released from Carly Fiorina Studios (you know, the one that brought us that terrifying horror movie, "The Sheep with Laser Eyes")? Well, you'd better, because it's essentially this year's Avatar, this decade's Godfather and this century's Birth of a Nation all rolled up into one amazing cinematic YouTube experience! Barbara Boxer is a shoo in to win an Academy Award for Most Ginormous Floating Head.

If Gene Shalit were alive (is Gene Shalit alive?), he'd probably say something like, "Ready, Aim, FIORINA! You'll be executed for crimes committed against humanity after you go BALLOON-y for this film!"

Tags: Barbara Boxer, California, Carly Fiorina, Senate