How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs

Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.

The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View — for the first time ever — that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.

See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.

It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is… how shall we say… pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.

So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!

It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.