Jon Stewart on the Perpetual Victims at Fox News

Sorry, I don't have time to write a lengthy intro for this clip from last night's Daily Show. I've got to run and do some volunteer work at a shelter for oppressed and downtrodden conservative pundits.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Tags: Ann Coulter, Beck, Bernie Goldberg, Bill O'Reilly, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Gretchen Carlson, Jon Stewart, Michelle Malkin, Sean Hannity, Steve Doocy, The Daily Show, Video

Anthony Weiner Sexes People Up During the Daily Show?

Alright, granted. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are not optimal background noise for creating the proper mood during coital exercise. Though they do have that Trapped in the Closet soul singer guy from time to time. And that's not bad.

The biggest issue, I think, is that you have to make sure you finish your business well before Stephen's interview segment ends. Otherwise, you risk climaxing during something like Tosh.0. Have you seen what they put on that show? You could end up with a debilitating wizard fetish. And that's no way to live a life…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Tags: Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Bill Clinton, Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Gretchen Carlson, House of Representatives, Huma Abedin, Jon Stewart, New York, Scandalgate, Sex, The Daily Show, Tosh.0, Twitter, Video

Samantha Bee and John Oliver Offer Helpful Criticism to Arizona's Mourners

Look, I know everybody feels really bad about this Arizona shooting tragedy — I'm not taking that away from anyone — but I feel particularly bad right now. I feel like I missed a really big opportunity. You see, I've been working on these dye pills you can swallow that make your tear ducts literally shed red white and blue tears. If I'd have been a little faster with the patent, this would have been such a great time to introduce them to the market…

Watch Stephen Colbert's coverage of the President's mourning show.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

Tags: Arizona, Barack Obama, Brian Kilmeade, Brit Hume, Fox, Gabrielle Giffords, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Music, Religion, Samantha Bee, The Daily Show, Video

Colbert Case Files: The Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

What is there to say about Fox & Friends' brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy that hasn't already been said? He's got brown hair. He isn't Steve Doocy. Et cetera.

I'm tearing up here a little going on like this…

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Tags: Brian Kilmeade, Fox, Stephen Colbert, Steve Doocy, The Colbert Report

Fake News Network Mocked by Cowardly News Network for Covering Make-Believe News Story

CNN on Fox News on Weekly World News' big scoop…

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(via Reddit)

Tags: Brian Kilmeade, CNN, Fox, Gretchen Carlson, Steve Doocy