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  • Stewart and Colbert on Rich Iott's Nazi Uniform

    On last night's Daily Show and Colbert Report, Jon and Stephen covered all of the latest missteps by 2010 candidates, not the least of which is Ohio Congressional candidate Rich Iott's decision to pose for a photo wearing a Nazi uniform. As you can imagine, Iott's fellow Republicans are furious. After all, how can they trust that he's loyal to the party when he's going around dressed like a Democrat?



    Colbert's take is after the jump.

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    Tags: California, Carl Paladino, Christine O’Donnell, House of Representatives, Jerry Brown, Joe Scarborough, Jon Stewart, Meg Whitman, Midterms, New York, Ohio, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Video
  • Carl Paladino Goes Retro-Chic with Anti-Gay Parade Remarks

    GOP gubernatorial candidate and known adulterer Carl Paladino may be the key element in some sort of plot to remind snooty New Yorkers that they, too, can generate ignorant freakshows on par with Alaska's Sarah Palin, Delaware's Christine O'Donnell and Australifornia's Mel Gibson.

    On Sunday, he made a very special effort to bond with Orthodox Jews…

    "That's not how God created us," Paladino said of being gay, "and that's not the example that we should be showing our children."

    He added that children who later in life choose to marry people of the opposite sex and raise families would be "much better off and much more successful."

    "I don't want them to be brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid and successful option," he said.

    Predictably, the mainstream media flipped out. (Isn't it nice when they get all hot and bothered about something that actually matters instead of, say, Lindsay Lohan's latest South American nose Drano purchase?) In response, Paladino explained that opponent Andrew Cuomo abuses his own children with live gay porn

    "For God's sake, he exposed his children to that nonsense of extremists of the gay pride parade. Would you do that? You have children. Would you take your children to the gay pride parade?" Paladino asked a reporter amid a crush of cameras that would eventually follow him the entire Fifth Avenue parade route along the east side of Central Park.

    Asked if the gay parade is offensive, Paladino said, "Yea, because they wear these little Speedos and they grind that against each other, and I don't think little children should be exposed to that."

    Kudos to Carl Paladino for using the world's oldest argument against gay pride parades. He really is intent on bringing old-fashioned moral values back to Albany.


    Tags: Andrew Cuomo, Carl Paladino, Jewish, LGBT, New York, Religion
  • The Daily Show's Best 2010 Tea Party Candidate Moments

    Okay, some of the candidates featured in these clips are more Tea Party-ish than others. But, if you widen the definition of Tea Party candidate to mean "conservative candidate who fancies self as outsider and/or has own head up ass" then these should all work fine…

    Christine O'Donnell & Carl Paladino



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    Tags: Carl Paladino, Carly Fiorina, Christine O’Donnell, House of Representatives, JD Hayworth, Joe Miller, Jon Stewart, Karen Handel, Linda McMahon, Marco Rubio, Meg Whitman, Michele Bachmann, Midterms, Primaries, Senate, Sharron Angle, Tea Party, The Daily Show, Video
  • Eugene Mirman – Indecision GuestBlogger and Distinguished Gentleman – Is an Objective Outsider Centrist

    People (and ghosts!) are always asking me where I fall on the political spectrum. I am in the middle. That’s what happens when you are very pro-gay marriage and in favor of health care for everyone (even very ugly people), but also LOVE the war in Afghanistan and hope it never ends. Plus, as a Russian immigrant, I am predisposed toward hating communism and admiring the American Dream.

    How do I know that I’m a centrist and not a liberal elitist hell bent on taxing small businesses to pay for the unnecessary hat collections of illegal immigrants? Because on March 6th, 2010 my brother, Ilya, sent me an online survey that asks a series of questions and then shows you a picture of where you lie politically. And guess what? I fall in the direct middle of centrism (though weirdly my dick is actually quite statist). Here is a photo of the result, which could easily be faked, but happens to be real…

    You can take the poll yourself and find out where you land. Are you a misguided 19-year-old Maoist trying to enslave America? Maybe. Or, are you some laissez-faire capitalist who misses the robber barons of the 1800s and wants to pour irradiated chemical run-off into children's faces? Find out in just a few minutes at this website.

    I mostly tell you this so that on November 2nd, when I make fun of Carl Paladino in my liveblogging for Comedy Central, you'll know that I'm not doing it because I'm a close-minded Northeast socialite who is so PC he can't make a joke about how some, but not all, black men wear their pants very low. You'll know that I'm an objective, outsider centrist, like Kurt Loder or Joe Scarborough.

    Months ago, even with the brewing anger of the Tea Party, I originally thought this midterm election would be boring. But for the first time in seven years, I was wrong. This election has become exciting, like happening upon an episode of Law and Order right at the 45-minute-twist mark! To many Republicans (74%) and at least one secret Muslim, this is the most important congressional election of their lives.

    As I travel, anytime I turn on local news, it seems that countless Americans are so angry and terrified — because of what Glenn Beck told them through his weird chalkboard — that they are considering voting for the Incredible Hulk (if the Incredible Hulk mostly quoted Thomas Jefferson and constantly made confusing analogies between tea and civil liberties). And yes, Hulk will smash government spending, but also, he might accidentally step on abortion rights, environmental regulations and the Department of Education. Don't get me wrong, like many Americans, I believe in an individual's unalienable right to pursue happiness and become so rich you can transfer your soul into a sexy robot version of you (instead of going to heaven, which stands at least a 35% chance of not being a real place). But, the Tea-Party doesn’t just love freedom and tea (like you and me) — they have taken the things I hold sacred, muddled them and then yell them in groups on the news while holding ill-thought-out and poorly-constructed protest signs — as if they are mocking American ingenuity and workmanship — and that’s something I can’t support. Just like Jesus would probably be appalled at the atrocities committed throughout history in His name, I can't help but imagine Thomas Jefferson fucking one of his many slaves while shaking his head at the Tea Party.

    Still, I do kind of hope one Tea-Party-Incredible-Hulk-Candidate gets elected, because it will be a lot of fun and probably The Tea Party’s destruction. What could be more beautiful to see than John McCain and one of his Jewish friends proposing some sort of bipartisan campaign reform, only to have Christine O'Donnell yell her misunderstanding of evolution at him on C-Span? I’d like to see that. So this election, Delaware, vote for the only candidate that is running ads on television explaining she isn’t a witch. Thanks!

    See you guys back here with a video in a few weeks! Then see you on election night, when I will be liveblogging all night long.

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    Photo by Seth Olenick.


    Tags: Carl Paladino, Christine O’Donnell, Cramming for Midterms, Eugene Mirman, Glenn Beck, House of Representatives, Joe Scarborough, John McCain, Liveblog, Midterms, Senate, Tea Party, Thomas Jefferson
  • The Daily Show and Colbert on the Tea Party's Primary Wins

    Last night, The Daily Show and Colbert Report both covered the big political story of the week: resounding victories by Tea Party candidates in GOP primaries in Delaware, New York and New Hampshire. The question now, of course, is will these far right candidates be a boon to the struggling Democrats or is the Tea Party movement poised to spread beyond these small closed primaries or is all of this basically moot because President Palin is going to abolish Congress in 2013 anyway?



    Stephen Colbert's take can be found below.

    The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

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    Tags: Carl Paladino, Christine O’Donnell, Delaware, Jason Jones, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Midterms, New Hampshire, New York, Primaries, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Senate, Stephen Colbert, Tea Party, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Video, Wyatt Cenac