Tweet Untweet: It's Getting Sticky for Mitt Romney

Polls getting so bad for Mitt Romney this morning I saw a guy scraping a Romney bumper sticker off his car. It was Paul Ryan. #GOP2012

— Chris Rock (@chrisrockoz) September 26, 2012

Tags: Chris Rock, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Polls, Tweet Untweet, Twitter

Our Endorsements: Carrot Top of the Hill

* Prop comedy takes over Congress.

* "Romney doesn't know shit about cleaning."

* Letterman got his own NYC park, why can't Steve Martin?

* Disney characters who look like politicians, or vice versa.

* Buy Reagan blood from the comfort of your own home, from Funny or Die.

* Prepare to be amused by the alternate reality cast of "Political Animals".

Tags: Barack Obama, Chris Rock, Daily Links, David Letterman, Mitt Romney, Ronald Reagan, steve, Trayvon Martin

Our Endorsements: Chris Rock Is the Devil

* Chris Rock defends Barack Obama on Jimmy Fallon.

* Nothing is more un-American than being unable to identify a donut.

* Mitt Romney's email subjects circa 2007, from Funny or Die.

* What Americans have to say about Obama's fundraising.

* The audacity of Knope, from Variety.

Tags: Amy Poehler, Barack Obama, Chris Rock, Daily Links, Funny or Die, Jimmy Fallon, Mitt Romney, The Onion

Quote Unquote: Chris Rock on the Gingrich Union

Chris Rock on Newt Gingrich's second marriage…

"So, let me get this straight. Newt Gingrich's wife had a chance to have sex with other people and decided she only wanted to have sex with Newt?"

I imagine she was put off the idea all together.

Tags: Chris Rock, Marianne Gingrich, Marriage, Newt Gingrich, Sex