Sarah Palin Is Writing a Book About the War on Christmas

Sarah Palin is coming out with a new book called A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas. You betcha it'll be good, considering the author and the CAPITALIZATION in the title for EMPHASIS, the hallmark of all thoughtful literature.

Per Palin, "This will be a fun, festive, thought-provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas."

HarperCollins announced the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" of Christmas and also that it will be available in November, just in time for the Christmas shopping season.

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Our Endorsements: Christmas Food for Thought

* The leftovers have something to say…

* Django Unchained, Mel Brooks style.

* Scary Santas are the legitimate "War on Christmas."

* Santa hasn't always been nice, from College Humor.

* Boehner doesn't want his wife to try to solve the problem.

* Jesus Christ would've preferred a small gathering this year.

* What is there to learn from comedy documentaries, from Splitsider.

Tweet Untweet: The Congressional Kung-Fu Grip

I got 112th Congress action figures for Christmas, but the GOP ones don't bend at all.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 25, 2012

What the Hell Is Boxing Day?

Happy Boxing Day, everyone! For those of you wondering what the hell Boxing Day is, you are in the right place.

But first let's discuss what the hell Boxing Day is not.

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Goodbye Forever (Until Next Week)

All right, that's it, Team Indecision is off for the holiday, so we can wage war on/celebrate Christmas. We'll see you back here December 26th.

Your present from us is this video of three cats, a couple of dogs and a terrifying marionette performing "Meowy Navidad."