Tweet Untweet: Hagel Finally Accepted

You like me. You kinda like me! — Chuck Hagel

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 26, 2013

Scoring the Incredible Derp of the Friends of Hamas Saga

There are plenty of rational criticisms to be made of Chuck Hagel, including the fact that he only has one facial expression. Recently, however, rumors flew that Chuck–acting in his capacity as a professional jerkface who's hell-bent on destroying Israel–gave paid speeches to a group called "Friends of Hamas."

Which, LOL.

Today we learn that these rumors were accidentally kindled by reporter Dan Friedman, who made the mistake of attributing a sense of humor to one of his Capitol Hill sources:

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Tweet Untweet: McCain on the Loose

I'm waiting for McCain to attack Beyonce during her press conference.

— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) January 31, 2013

Tweet Untweet: Hagel's Hail Mary

Now happening: Joe Biden giving Chuck Hagel the most epic halftime locker room speech in history.

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) January 31, 2013

The Many Faces of Chuck Hagel

A man who's on the verge of becoming U.S. Secretary of Defense has reason to be excited. He will be responsible for the most powerful military force on earth! He will get to fly in helicopters whenever he wants, probably!

Yet Chuck Hagel looks like a man who has just written a very lengthy "teh darkness, it ENWARPS me" entry in his LiveJournal.

Don't believe us?

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