Snappy Answers to Racist Comments: The Bill O'Reilly Edition

Bill O'Reilly had Colombia University professor Dr. Marc Lamont Hill on his show to talk about sending troops to secure the Mexican border.

Unfortunately, Dr. Hill is a black man, and Bill O'Reilly is Bill O'Reilly, so this happened…

What Bill O'Reilly said: "Say you're a cocaine dealer, and you kind of look like one a little bit."

What Dr. Hill said in response: "You look like a cocaine user."

What Dr. Hill should have said in response: "Why? Does yours wear a similar tie?"

What Dr. Marc Lamont Hill really should have said in response: [PUNCH, FACE] "Goodbye."

Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Cocaine, Drugs, Fox, Immigration, Mexico, National Guard, Racism

The Six Groups You Meet in Drug Heaven

Ugh! Look at this hippy shouting for a reform of our drug laws! Probably so he can get back to shooting PCP into his eyeballs without having to worry about a jail term interfering with his hemp-braiding business.

What's he talking about? The six groups who are benefiting most from the war on drugs? I don't even know. I couldn't hear anything he was saying over the sound of how much he probably smells like Patchouli.

Jeeze, if these Deadheads were half as good at keeping a steady job as they were at coming up with sensible, well-reasoned arguments for changing the way our country deals with its drug problem, they'd have enough money to join the establishment…

Get a haircut!

(via Dan Savage)

Tags: Cocaine, Crime, Drugs, Marijuana, Money, Prison, Ronald Reagan, Terrorism