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Exclusive Extended Daily Show Interview with Condoleezza Rice
"I don't think that there's any chance that an Arab Spring flourishes in Iraq. An Arab Spring in Iraq looks like Syria, but much much worse. Because, unlike Qaddafi, Saddam Hussein had a massive army, Saddam Hussein had put 400 thousand people in mass graves, he used chemical weapons before. So, I think a very different set of circumstances." — Condoleezza Rice
The interview continues after the jump.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.
Tags: Books, Bush Administration, Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush, Iraq, Jon Stewart, Libya, Middle East, Muammar Qaddafi, Saddam Hussein, The Daily Show, Video -
From the Pork Barrel: Rick Santorum, the Willing Martyr
* Rick Santorum says that he would gladly give his life to prevent gay marriage. Not exactly sure how that would work. Like, maybe he'd die swallowing the pen the President was going to use to sign the gay marriage bill?
* Condoleezza Rice wistfully recalls the night Muammar Qaddafi invited her back to his fuck tent.
* Old man McCain tells those kids to quit fighting or else.
* Steve Jobs offers his auguries for President Obama from beyond the pale of death.
* Whoops! Looks like the Koch Brothers accidentally paid for real climate science. I'll bet their faces are red!
Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images News/Getty Images
Tags: Barack Obama, Charles Koch, Climate Change, Condoleezza Rice, David Koch, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Muammar Qaddafi, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Science & Technology, Steve Jobs -
The Daily Show on the Fall of Muammar Qaddafi
I'm gonna have to say that if the news of your violent death causes nationwide celebration in the country you ruled and praise for France from U.S. Republicans, you're probably doing something wrong.
Coverage continues with John Oliver and Libyan Ambassador Ali Suleiman Aujali after the jump.
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.
Tags: Barack Obama, Chuck Grassley, Condoleezza Rice, Fox, Hillary Clinton, John Bolton, John McCain, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Libya, Marco Rubio, Muammar Qaddafi, Steve Doocy, The Daily Show, Video -
Muammar Qaddafi Loves Loves Loves Condoleezza Rice
Well, the bad news is that Libyan dictator/fashion maven/performance artist Muammar Qaddafi has completely lost control of his country and has been forced into hiding.But the good news is that he now has the time to spend all the rest of his days lazing in a verdant field with his one true love…
The ransacking of Moammar Gadhafi's compound is turning up some bizarre loot. Following on from the Libyan leader's eccentric fashion accessories and his daughter's golden mermaid couch, the latest discovery is a photo album filled with page after page of pictures of Condoleezza Rice…
In a 2007 interview with al-Jazeera television, Gadhafi spoke of Rice in glowing terms. "I support my darling black African woman," he said. "I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders… Leezza, Leezza, Leezza… I love her very much. I admire her and I'm proud of her because she's a black woman of African origin."
Okay, first, they're gonna get married. In a ginormous palace made of Starlight Mints. And the ceremony will be attended by exactly 1,000 ponies of multitudinous hues. (Not 999 or 1,001 — 1,000 exactly!) And Condoleezza will be devastatingly beautiful in her pink chiffon wedding dress. And Muammar will be devastatingly handsome in his pink chiffon wedding dress. And then they'll live together in a castle built on top of a cloud. Forever and ever and ever in blissful happiness. And then Muammar will be elected Dictator of the World and he will crush all those who deposed him beneath his iron spiked gauntlet. And Muammar and Condoleezza will laugh.
Oh, how they will laugh.
Tags: Condoleezza Rice, Libya, Muammar Qaddafi -
The Bush Administration Officials Are the Winklevoss Twins of Getting Osama bin Laden
Wow! The Bush administration people have really shown themselves willing to go above and beyond the call of duty in their quest to get the credit for getting bin Laden.
Makes you wonder what they could have achieved if they had tried to get bin Laden…
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.
Tags: al Qaeda, Barack Obama, Condoleezza Rice, Dana Perino, Donald Rumsfeld, George W. Bush, John Yoo, Jon Stewart, Karl Rove, Osama bin Laden, Terrorism, The Daily Show, Video
