Colbert on the Liberal Plot to Make Rush Limbaugh Say Dumb Stuff

This really is the one thing at which liberals have proven to be wildly effective.

Coverage continues with Rick Santorum's valiant quest to bring the refined English of civilization to the savage Puerto Ricans after the jump.

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The Daily Show on the Cultural Battle for Supreme Vulgarity

"What's the difference between a fertilized egg, a corporation and a woman? One of them isn't considered a person in Oklahoma." – Kristen Schaal

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

Coverage continues with Kristen Schaal's profanity-laden stand-up routine for conservatives after the jump.

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The Daily Show on Conservative Response to Rush Limbaugh's Comments

Do you know what I resent the most about all of this? The unfair number of times that Rush Limbaugh's name has been associated with the word "sex" in the past week. I have a feeling that we're being swindled somehow.

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Liberals to Blame for Rush Limbaugh's "Slut" Comments Somehow

I don't know why I couldn't figure this out beforehand (possibly* due to some sort of Soros-funded global brainwave-disrupting or something), but it turns out that all this foofarah surrounding Rush Limbaugh's recent misogynistic comments is the responsibility of the liberals.

I mean, it's actually pretty obvious, when you really think about it…

"In fighting them [liberals] I became like them," Limbaugh explained. "I do not think she is either of those two words. I did not think last week she was either of those two words."

"I became like the people we oppose. I ended up descending to their level. It's important to never be like them," he added, before reiterating that “the apology was heartfelt, the apology was sincere."…

"I acted too much like the leftists who despise me," he said. "It's way beneath me. It’s way beneath you… Everyone was being true to their nature, except me."

Ugh! Those liberals! Always tricking good and decent men like Rush Limbaugh into saying awful anti-progressive hateful things!

And the worst part of this is, when you look back, you can see that they'be been doing this to him for his entire career! Does their depravity know no bounds?!

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Quote Unquote: Respecting Limbaugh's Opinions

Rachel Nelson — a spokesperson for Clear Channel, which hosts Rush Limbaugh's radio show – on Limbaugh's decision to call women who use healthcare-provided contraception "sluts"…

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"The contraception debate is one that sparks strong emotion and opinions on both sides of the issue. We respect the right of Mr. Limbaugh, as well as the rights of those who disagree with him, to express those opinions."

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Good for them. I respect Clear Channel's decision to respect Rush Limbaugh's decision to call sexually-healthy women "sluts" and "prostitutes." Let us, for all time, remember their brave stance.

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