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  • Conservatives Accuse Hillary Clinton of Faking It

    This afternoon three State Department officials, including Eric Boswell, the head of diplomatic security, resigned after the release of a scathing independent report on the department's handling of the Benghazi consulate attack.

    Tomorrow the Senate Foreign Relations Committee will hold hearings on Benghazi. Coincidentally, earlier this week it was reported that Hillary Clinton suffered a concussion after fainting due to dehydration from a stomach virus, and won't be available to testify before the committee. You have one guess as to where this is going.

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    Tags: Conservatives, Daily Caller, Hillary Clinton, Libya, State Department
  • Daily Caller Sees Penises Everywhere

    From the people who brought you such examples of journalistic excellence as "Black Guy Stole My Bicycle" and "There Are JEWS in the Obama Administration," comes another hard-hitting exposé. Going where the mainstream media fears to tread, the Daily Caller asks: "What does President Obama's signature look like when flipped up vertically?"

    Answer: it kind of looks like a penis, if in addition to rotating the signature 90 degrees you also draw another line to make it look like a penis. I have some sad news on this front for the Daily Caller.

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Daily Caller, Ulysses S. Grant
  • Shocking Video Reveals Barack Obama Is Black

    barack obamaAs with many scoops by Matt Drudge and The Daily Caller, last night's release of an Obama video was BREAKING NEWS. In the sense that after looking at the "exclusive," you realize there are neither enough heads nor desks to slam ones head against, to break through the stupidity of the pre-debate news cycle and enter the sweet sleep of unconsciousness.

    The tape of then-Senator Barack Obama speaking about Hurricane Katrina at Hampton University represents an exclusive, in that it's exclusively for people who are unaware that the media covered this speech in 2007. As for the video's contents, it unveils one shocking fact: Barack Obama was black in 2007, may in fact still be black today — and Fox News is ON IT…

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Daily Caller, Drudge Report, Fox News, Matt Drudge, Racism
  • Barack Obama Might Lose Illinois (a Conservative Blog Posits)

    According to a new Gallup poll, Barack Obama has been managing to hold onto a slim lead in the swing states, which many people believe to be a good thing. However, if this one outlying poll conducted by a conservative strategist is to be believed that the President might maybe possibly lose his home state of Illinois.

    Which would be utter madness!!! Just see how the Daily Caller explains it

    President Barack Obama could lose his home state of Illinois in November, a new poll shows.

    A poll conducted by Illinois-based pollster and political strategist Michael McKeon found Obama leading Republican Mitt Romney by 49 percent to 37 percent in Cook County, the home of Chicago. That puts him ahead by a far thinner margin than expected in a county he should be winning handsomely.

    Cook is the most Democratic leaning county in the state. It is also the most populous. Those numbers do not bode well for the president.

    Also, once you factor in all of the bigfoots and werewolves who will be taking red eye UFOs in from the Bermuda Triangle, this could really shake up the race!


    Tags: Barack Obama, Daily Caller, Polls
  • Daily Caller Goes McCarthyist on Jewish Summer Camp

    Now that Michele Bachmann has preoccupied herself with keeping America safe from the Muslim Brotherhood, it falls to others to safeguard our nation against largely forgotten threats. Like the Jews. And their summer camps.

    Take it away, Daily Caller

    A forthcoming report from the conservative organization Americans for Limited Government (ALG) details how President Barack Obama's nominee to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) sent her children to a politically left-wing Jewish summer camp with Communist roots.

    Obama nominated Erica Groshen to be the BLS commissioner in February, but this new report – obtained by The Daily Caller and set to be released on Thursday – reveals for the first time publicly that she sent her children to Camp Kinderland. The ALG report reveals how "Groshen and her husband are listed in the Kinderland Directory 2011-2012, which indicates that they sent children to the camp during the 1990s and 2000s."

    To be clear, this is an adult human being writing this in 2012. He's attacking a Democratic public servant for sending her children to a summer camp founded 89 years ago by Jewish radicals. Bravo!

    I'm glad someone finally had the temerity to count the Jews in the Bureau of Labor Statistics. We haven't had a good old-fashioned federal bureaucrat Jew Census since the Nixon administration.

    Since "Are you now or have you ever been a camper at a Jewish summer camp?" is set to become a standard question in right-wing vetting, let me admit that this too is a part of my dark past. Though I didn't attend Kinderland, a fount of  "unabashed Jewish leftism" described in the ALG report, I did go to day camp at my local Jewish Community Center.

    Now that I think about it, there was a disproportionate amount of red in the tie-dye. And if the quality of athletics on display was any indication of our physical preparedness to serve our country in the future, then it's possible we were a budding threat to national security.

    Tags: Daily Caller, Jewish