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  • Poorer Man's Ted Nugent, Dave Mustaine Creates New Conspiracy Theory

    I know making fun of people like Ted Nugent and Dave Mustaine (of the conservative think tank Megadeth) is like shooting fish in a barrel that everyone forgot existed sometime in the '80s. Even if Dave Mustaine says something truly horrible, what is society going to take away from him that cocaine didn't take away already? Whatever it is, we're about to find out.

    TMZ reports that the poorer man's Ted NugentĀ is an even more ridiculous person than originally thought. Here's what he said to an audience in Singapore

    "Back in my country, my president… he's trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders, like the 'Fast And Furious' thing down at the border… Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there… and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple."

    He continued, "I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America."

    I didn't think it was possible, but Dave Mustaine may be an even worse Romney surrogate than John Sununu.

    First of all, gun control laws are not the reason everyone hates Nazis. There's no museum memorializing the six million guns Hitler confiscated. Second of all, congratulations on coming up with an Obama conspiracy theory that makes less sense than the birther garbage.

    So, Obama's plan is to stage a bunch of shootings and then never mention gun control because it's obvious political suicide during an election year? A better conspiracy theory is that Dave Mustaine is a secret liberal working to make sure no rational conservative is ever taken seriously.

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Dave Mustaine, Music, United Nations