Is That a Gay Plant?

Is Hillary planting homosexuals in the audience of Republican debates? Maybe. Turns out the retired gay general whose question was chosen for last night's GOP debate was a possible Clinton plant.

If these allegations are true, it's just more proof that Hillary is actively seeking to undermine our nation's Hetero-Christian ideals by cooperating with the homosexual cabal. Where will she stop? Will she be planting homosexuals in all our audiences? In all our battalions? All our office parties and family reunions? Our drama clubs and hair salons?

Debate & Tackle: CNN/YouTube GOP LiveBlogging

Are you counting down the moments till the CNN/YouTube Republican Debate liveblogging action begins tonight at 8pm EST? So are we! And so, apparently, is Christopher Walken, ladies and gentlemen:

Debate & Tackle: CNN/YouTube GOP LiveBlogging

Are you guys ready for the hot CNN/YouTube Republican Debate liveblogging action on Wednesday night? Aw, yeah. That's what we thought. And just to wet your interactive whistle a little, here's a question submitted by a young upstart:

Debate & Tackle: LiveBlogging the CNN/YouTube GOP Extravaganza

So, do you have plans for this Wednesday night? Or were you just planning on mocking CNN/YouTube's Republican Debate from the loneliness of your poorly heated bedroom while stuffing stale faux-lime flavored tortilla chips and cheap beer down your throat?

No kidding! Us too!

Seeing as how we pretty much have the same plans that night, why don't we do it together?

The Indecision 2008 staff will be liveblogging the event starting at 8pm and going till whenever it ends. (Let's hope it does go into overtime.) But here's the ground rules: You've gotta do a shot every time one of the candidates compares Hillary Clinton to Pol Pot, denies the existence of gravity or Fred Thompson falls down dead.

See you then. And bring some aspirin, because I think we're all getting fucked up.

Debate and Tackle: Diamonds or Pearls?

CNN decided to end tonight's debate with the stirring and oh-so-relevant question to Sen. Clinton: "Which do you prefer: diamonds or pearls?"

True to form, Clinton couldn't commit to one side of the issue or the other and replied that she prefers both.

So TheInDecider would like to give you all the chance to prove you could be a more decisive leader than Hillary Clinton. Which would you prefer: diamonds or pearls? And more to the point, what the @#$@ does that have to do with being president.