The 2012 Election: What Did We Learn?

This year Jordan Carlos and I covered every rocky pothole of the road to the White House. It certainly was an educational experience! I'm not sure what Jordan learned (I think he tries to block a lot of it out), but this is what I learned.

THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
I learned that sometimes everyone loses. It's simple math.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Democratic National Convention, Democrats, Indecision Delegates, Mitt Romney, Republican National Convention, Republicans

Our Endorsements: Throwing Shade on the DNC

* Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi break down the DNC in their podcast "Throwing Shade."

* Here's something for the teachers.

* Obama's anger translator goes ahead and makes our day.

* Stop. Global warming rap battle time.

* Ask Disalmanac about the presidential debates, then sit back and listen.

* Jimmy Kimmel's This Week in Unnecessary Censorsh*%.

* SNL's Jay Pharoah does a better Obama than Obama.

* I vote for whomever Flavor Flav endorses because I'm an American.

* The Onion proves that apologizing is a slippery slope.

Tags: Clint Eastwood, College Humor, Daily Links, Democratic National Convention, Key & Peele, Mitt Romney, Republican National Convention, Saturday Night Live, The Onion

Indecision Delegates: RNC vs. DNC

The conventions are over, and with every media outlet trying to decide who did better (spoiler: it rhymes with Schmemocrats), we wanted to get in on the action.

Jared Logan and Jordan Carlos compare the RNC and DNC based on criteria they just thought up. How complicated could it be?

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Related: Indecision Delegates: Inside the DNC

Tags: Democratic National Convention, Indecision Delegates, Republican National Convention

WINNER Caption Challenge: Joe Biden Mug

Submitted by Bob Gagnon.

Tags: Caption Challenge, Democratic National Convention, Joe Biden

Our Endorsements: Mayor Julian Castro Has Fun with Jobs Creation

* Mayor Julian Castro made his own Siri commercial for the 2012 Gridiron show.

* Vee Pee Herman is seconds away from having to do the "Tequilla" dance.

* We always thought we'd see Jimmy Fallon again.

* Funny or Die on how the DNC could have been better.

* Yours truly and others, truly, talk political news on Air Quotes.

* McSweeney's The Long Walk on who really owns this country.

* President Obama is looking a little unholy lately, from The Onion.

* If you think four more years of Obama is scary, you don't know about Andrew Jackson.

* One, two, three and to the four, Snoop Doggie Dogg makes the case for President Obama.

Tags: BuzzFeed, Daily Links, Democratic National Convention, Funny or Die, Jimmy Fallon, Joe Biden, Julian Castro, Steve Jobs, The Onion