"Update: We decided not to get that other house." – The Romney Family Christmas Newsletter
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 7, 2012
I wonder if Romney wouldn't mind creating those 12 million jobs anyway, like as a contractor or something.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) November 7, 2012
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Technically speaking, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and Senate Democrats were Election Day's big winners. But that's only if you over-sample something called the "election results." Who were the night's real winners?
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Election Day is terrifying! Your candidate might lose! What's worse, a candidate you don't like might win! Fear not, Democratic friends, our handy guide will help you get through the stress of the next twenty-four hours. (It better not be more than twenty-four hours.)
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It's week 8 of Rolling Across the Aisle Laughing. We only have a couple more weeks until the election. Are you ready to vote? Have you even registered? If not, don't worry. You can just post your political opinions all over Facebook. That counts too.
Last week's toe-to-toe slugfest ended up being a draw. Conan O'Brien got one vote because he is Coco, and the other got one vote because it was written by a human with mammary glands. Guys, I think we can do better. This week I've chosen a couple of non-celebrities without boobs in the hopes it will make you more objective and less objectifying…
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