The Craziest Reactions to Barack Obama's Victory

For reasons unknown, President Obama did not take my advice and begin his victory speech with a call for Sharia law, slavery reparations and the adoption of French as the national language. But despite his conciliatory address, not everyone was pleased with Obama's re-election…

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Donald Trump Extends Obama's Deadline Due to Natural Disaster

There's an old saying that you can't polish a turd, but that polish has never met Donald Trump.

Hot on the devastating coattails of Hurricane Sandy, Trump announced he would give President Obama a brief reprieve from last week's who-the-frick-cares triple-dog-dare…

Because of the devastating hurricane, the mogul tweeted Tuesday that he is extending his offer to President Barack Obama to donate $5 million to charity if the president produces his college records and passport application.

Trump said last week that the deadline for an answer from Obama was Wednesday at 5 p.m. Now he’s extended it until Thursday at noon.

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Tweet Untweet: Anyway, Who Cares?

By the way, where is @oprah? Good question. 4 years ago she strongly supported Obama–now she is silent. Anyway, who cares, I adore Oprah.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2012

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Our Endorsements: Vote and Die

* When voting technology goes bad.

* Politicians and babies.

* Edible government? Sounds bland, but it's not.

* Donald Trump, the bane of our existence.

* GOP: You got your racism in my misogyny!

* There's a new chicken in Fox News' mouth: Adam Corolla.

* He doesn't always have poultry for dinner, but when he does, he eats crow.

* Unnecessary censorship is necessary. And funny, from Jimmy Kimmel.

* Democrats may no longer want to bone President Obama, but they still love him.

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Stephen Colbert Has an Offer for Donald Trump

"Mr. Trump, I will write you an offer for one million dollars from Colbert Super PAC — you know I've got it — to the charity of your choice, anything — Save the Children, Feed the Children, Put the Children on Child Apprentice, whatever — one million actual dollars, if you will let me…"

Well, you really should just hear the offer from Stephen himself. It's totally worth it…

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.

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