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Our Endorsements: Fallon's Post-Debate Hangout
* Jimmy Fallon imagines the post-debate Romney and Obama greenroom.
* Now we're all undecided :(
* Children photobombing the President.
* Dave Hill talks to a couple of talking heads.
* Who tweeted it: A teenage girl or Donald Trump?
* The Yes Men Are Revolting for change, a documentary.
* Mitt Romney really nailed the coffin shut in that last debate.
* President Obama tries to knock all the states out in one punch.
* The current administration becomes death, destroyer of worlds.
* An interview with new Onion head writer Andy Miara, from Splitsider.
* Rob Delaney and Michaela Watkins in Ayn Rand's Private Access Show.
Tags: Ayn Rand, Barack Obama, Daily Links, Debates, Donald Trump, Funny or Die, Jimmy Fallon, Mitt Romney, The Onion -
Tweet Untweet: One Way to Get Rid of Trump
Idea: let's put Gloria Allred and Donald Trump in a steel cage death match with tire irons, and ignore whoever survives.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 24, 2012
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Donald Trump's Obama Announcement Is Even Dumber Than You Guessed [UPDATED]
Well, Donald Trump set out to make news with his "major announcement" about Barack Obama that he promised would be "very big." And, I gotta say, mission accomplished. Because this is without a doubt the stupidest, biggest let-down of a news story that I've ever seen…
"If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications, and if he gives his passport applications and records, I will give to a charity of his choice… a check immediately for five million dollars."
That's it?! Really? I mean, I had some low expectations for this announcement, but this is even a disappointment by that criteria.
I'm pretty sure that there is no conceivable application of the phrases "major announcement" or "very big" that includes an empty promise from a silly man to give some money to charity if a politician releases some paperwork that nobody actually cares about.
Update: Contrary to popular opinion, conventional wisdom and all forms of empirical evidence, Donald Trump's major announcement was, it turns out, a huge success…
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Obama Revelations Threaten Our Collective Sanity
Mitt Romney has never abused a substance in his entire life, unless you count caffeine-free Diet Coke or whatever substance the working class is made out of. Human flesh, I believe it's called. On the other hand, Barry "Choom Gang" Obama has had a sordid history of smoking pot and cigarettes, drinking alcohol, brewing moonshine and a different kind of coke habit…
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Our Endorsements: Vote for the Kids
* Most of us have the same reaction as the these kids.
* NSFW Mitt Romney spoofs.
* Rednecks love Obama too, from Funny or Die.
* Donald Trump finally provides some birther proof.
* Romney's plan to unleash the world's most deadliest zinger.
* An interactive guide to making the most out of tonight's debate.
* Politics in the stone age was remarkably similar to how it is now.
* 5 political myths you hear every 4 years and how to argue them.
* Do you remember how we ended up with Romney? Here's a refresher.
Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, Daily Links, Debates, Donald Trump, Funny or Die, Mitt Romney
