Tweet Untweet: We're Waiting!

I have a solution for the Fiscal Cliff that'll satisfy all and fix the economy. Go to the pay phone near the laundromat. Wait for my call.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) December 31, 2012

Quote Unquote: Who Wants Candy?

John Boehner on the Democrats' wish to cut taxes on the middle class without giving higher-income people a similar break…

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"If ifs and buts were like candy and nuts then every day would be Christmas."

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John Boehner is a moron. That's Halloween.

Stephen Colbert Wishes You a Merry Cliff-mas

"I don't want to talk about the fiscal cliff, and you don't want to hear about it. But for the next 20 days all pundits are contractually obligated to talk budgetary policy, and you, the viewer, are obligated to listen."

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm ET.

Does AIG Sale Mean End of Sharia Law?

Yesterday, every American taxpayer was the not-so-proud owner of a company that played an integral role in bringing down the global economy.

By this Friday, you'll be just another schmo who doesn't even own a multi-billion dollar insurance conglomerate.

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Gary Gulman: In This Economy Debuts 12/8

Want to turn the financial crisis into a financial LOLsis? Then Gary Gulman's your guy. Tune in to Comedy Central on Saturday, December 8 at 10pm ET to catch the world premiere of his new stand-up special, "Gary Gulman: In This Economy."

Here's a preview clip, in which Gary explains how you can save money by watching Netflix.

Head over to CC:Stand-Up to watch more Gary Gulman clips for the wallet-friendly price of $0.