While the voters have not been unkind to the Republican majority in the House of Representatives, one segment of the Congressional Republican Party has been dealt a devastating blow: the Senate Rape Caucus.
Tags: Abortion, Bob Casey, Claire McCaskill, Election Day 2012, Indiana, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Richard Mourdock, Todd Akin, Women's Rights
If palm trees were votes, President Obama would have already won, my friends. As your West Coast reporter (L.A., baby!), I'm happy to say that we're all just sitting here watching these little Eastern states freak everyone out. Relax, man. Take a hit off my cataract re-election pipe.
Mitt Romney won a large swath of the south, and y'all were like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" and I was like "Wait! Our polls haven't even closed!" and y'all were like "It's over!" and I was like, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Chillax!" Seriously. Chillax.
I just walked over to the corner store to get a Perrier (with lime!) and there were so many people just… relaxing, walking outside with their children. Carefree. Ready to get Obamacare.
But even if Romney wins, it's not that big of a deal. Not that much will change. The only thing that really matters to Californians, and should only matter to you, is if porn stars will have to wear condoms.
Please, America (California). Don't make porn stars wear condoms.
Tags: California, Election Day 2012, Porn
Happy Election Day! While we wait for the results to trickle in, join us in making fun of the democratic process with our new Google-powered Caption Challenge, freshly updated with photos from today. Click any image to write and share your caption, and vote for your favorites.
And here are some submissions we've been enjoying…
Tags: Caption Challenge, Election Day 2012
Fun fact: Indecision's official mascot (and our avatar @indecision) is the donklephant, a donkey-elephant hybrid that represents our mission as equal-opportunity comedymongers.
Tonight, while the Indecision team is holed up at HQ covering Election Day 2012, many of our friends, colleagues and accomplices are gathered at a viewing event uptown. And the folks at CityCakes made this amazing donklephant cake for the occasion.
(It's red velvet.)
(Save us some!)
Tags: Election Day 2012, Food