The election season has been in full swing for months, but something's been missing… not candor. Not civility. Swag!
Now that's changing. Indecision, The Colbert Report and The Daily Show are teaming up with Urban Outfitters to bring you an exclusive line of t-shirts, hats, pint glasses and everything else you need to show off your pseudo-awareness.
While you're at it, enter to win a trip to Indecision's election night party in New York City!
Tags: Election Day, Indecision News, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show
This summer (May 15th)… a man (President Obama)… with everything to lose (the Presidency)… will have to learn what it takes (more money and power)… to win against a formidable foe (or at least a foe)… against all odds (in one Fox News poll)… with the help of a lovable but moronic sidekick (sorry, Biden)… and in the process, find himself (remember those 2008 campaign promises?).
Narrated by Tom Hanks and directed by Academy Award winner Davis Guggenheim, this 17-minute documentary highlights/airbrushes the first four years of the Obama Presidency, depending upon your political bent.
Not surprisingly, the Republican National Committee has already responded to the trailer, whining/saying…
Tags: Barack Obama, Election Day, Joe Biden, Movies
But not this year…
On Tuesday morning, it seemed like the world had indeed ended: Most of the city’s ward polling stations were lonely, quiet places.
There was no excitement. There was no loud roar of cheers from supporters waving signs.
There were hardly any supporters and, more telling, there were hardly any voters…
"Where is everybody?" Mike Sokolowski said outside Charlotte Avenue Elementary School holding a Mitt Romney sign.
A post-apocalyptic Romney landslide, just as the Mayans predicted.
Let's face it. Mitt Romney is going to be the winner, and no one's excited about Mitt Romney. Not even Mitt Romney. Rallying for Romney is like getting pumped about a cardboard box. They're both plain, stiff and easily purchased and assembled at your local UPS store.
Romney/Packing Tape 2012!
Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images
Tags: Election Day, New Hampshire, Primaries, Republicans
Look, we care about you. Honestly, we do. That's why it is sooooo important to all of us at Indecision that today — while you're out there trying to participate in Democracy and fulfill your patriotic duty by voting — you make certain that take all necessary precautions to be safe.
A voter in Cuyahoga County [Ohio] told NewsChannel5 he was bitten in the nose by an Election Day rover…
[The victim Greg] Flanagan said the incident started when he saw a man arguing with a woman about signs she had outside the polling location. The man was claiming the woman's signs were too close, and Flanagan said the situation was combative. He said he stepped in to try to help the woman.
The Cuyahoga County Board of Elections confirmed that something did happen, but did not provide specifics. It said it is conducting an investigation and is attempting to find the rover, whom they identified as James Norm Williams. Williams reportedly fled the scene after the alleged bite.
Oh, no! He's out there somewhere, people, just waiting to bite again! Stay alert! Don't let anyone near your nose unless you know them intimately.
Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images News/Getty Images
Tags: Election Day, Ohio