Key & Peele: Luther on Romney's Debate Face

"Governor Romney, why are you smiling while you're getting your ass kicked? Are we debating, or are you trying to sell me a Lexus?" – Luther

Key and Peele airs Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, Foreign Policy, Key & Peele, Mitt Romney

The Daily Show on Monday Night's Presidential Agree-A-Thon

"I think Romney's leaning Obama. Apparently, Romney is one of this year's coveted swing voters." – Jon Stewart

Coverage continues after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11/10c.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, Foreign Policy, Jon Stewart, Mitt Romney, The Daily Show, Video

Barack Obama Winning the Non-American Non-Vote

If the rest of the world were allowed to vote for the President of the United States, that would be really weird. Also, Barack Obama would win by a landslide…

An average of 50% favoured Mr Obama, with 9% for Mr Romney, in the survey of 21,797 people in 21 countries.

Only Pakistan's respondents said they would prefer to see Mr Romney win November's election.

I think the biggest take away from this poll is the value in not pronouncing a county's name like Pahh-KEY-stan. I doubt 72 percent of French people would continue supporting Obama if he pronounced their country as Froonce.

Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images News/Getty Images

Tags: Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Pakistan, Polls

Mitt Romney's Route to the Sea Fail

Some apologies are in order. The Idiot's Guide to Foreign Policy was supposed to prepare debate viewers for all the geopolitical minutia they wouldn't typically encounter in an atlas or a history book, but did not prepare readers for this statement from Mitt Romney…

"Syria is Iran's only ally in the Arab world. It's their route to the sea."

Problem: Iran has access to the sea through the Persian Gulf and Syria and Iran don't share a border. Romney advisers explained the comment to the Washington Post by noting that "Syria offers Iran strategic basing/staging access to the Mediterranean as well as to terrorist proxies in the Levant." But I prefer to believe that mainstream cartography has a well-known liberal bias, which can only be resolved by adopting Romneygraphic map seen above.

Tags: Foreign Policy, Iran, Mitt Romney, Syria

Foreign Policy Debate Winners and Losers

Winners

1. Martha Raddatz forever.

2. Drones. Obama likes 'em, plus they and Romney are programmed in the same language.

3. Bibi Netanyahu.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, Foreign Policy, Mitt Romney