The Daily Show's Gayest Conservativest "Haggard's Law" Moments

Hey, have you heard the good news? Turns out that gay conservative pastor Ted Haggard who was caught having multiple gay sex encounters with a gay sex male prostitute isn't gay after all…

Mr. Haggard said that is ridiculous. He portrays his encounter with the prostitute as a massage that went awry and said he doesn't have same-sex attractions. He dismisses as a "witch hunt" the findings of his former church that he engaged in a pattern of misconduct, including sordid talk and inappropriate relationships. (He said his only fault was cracking a few crude jokes.)

Aw, that's so nice to know. Glad he finally decided to set the record straight. So, in honor of his brave admission of having done nothing wrong, here's a collection of some of our favorite moments of the Daily Show reporting on Haggard and his fellow non-gay conservative anti-gay crusaders…

November 6, 2006: Ted Haggard

More incidents of Haggard's Law after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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Tags: Catholic Church, Christianity, Conservatives, Family Research Council, George Rekers, Haggard's Law, House of Representatives, Larry Craig, LGBT, Religion, Republicans, Senate, Ted Haggard

Jon Stewart: Sh*t Is Flying Everywhere!

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart pointed out that shit is basically out of control all over the entire world. The Gulf Coast is soaked in oil, Nashville is under water, Greece is about to collapse, the Dow went on a rollercoaster and some numbnuts tried to blow up Times Square. And that's just a few of the crazy things that have happened in only the last week. I knew it was a mistake to built Earth on that old Indian burial ground!

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Tags: CNN, Economy, Energy & Oil, Faisal Shahzad, Family Research Council, George Rekers, Greece, IRS, Jon Stewart, Natural Disasters, Republicans, Rick Sanchez, Terrorism, The Daily Show, Video, Wall Street

Stephen Colbert Salutes Anti-Gay Boy-Renter Rev. George Rekers

Just another reminder that there is no defeating Haggard's Law. Haggard's Law is one of the fundamentalist laws of the universe! Why, you'd have an easier time reversing the gravitational pull of the supermassive black hole that lies at the heart of our galaxy then keeping a staunchly anti-gay rights religious conservative from getting his stick shift shafted at the secret body shop every thousand or so miles.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Tags: Christianity, Family Research Council, George Rekers, Haggard's Law, James Dobson, LGBT, Religion, Republicans, Sex, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Video