Happy Geraldo Rivera's Birthday (Oh, and Fourth of July, Too)

As I'm sure all of you are well aware, July 4th is a special day, not only because it marks the anniversary of our Founding Fathers completing their work on amending the Bible (or something).

It's also special because it's the birthday of two of the greatest Americans ever: Fox News personality Geraldo Rivera and sign-language-speaking gorilla Koko, the Sign-Language-Speaking Gorilla. (Both are known for their near-human-like intelligence and feces-flinging acumen.)

Please enjoy celebrating all these wondrous things this weekend. And try not to vomit directly into the potato salad. It's bad etiquette.

Amen.

Tags: 4th of July, Founding Fathers, Geraldo Rivera

The Best Colbert Report Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Colbert Report interviews with media personalities…

14. Stone Phillips

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Tags: Anderson Cooper, Bill O'Reilly, Chris Matthews, Correspondent List, Fareed Zakaria, Geraldo Rivera, Ira Glass, Jim Cramer, Jim Lehrer, Joe Scarborough, Katie Couric, Pat Buchanan, Rachel Maddow, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

Independence Day

Indecision 2008 would like to extend the warmest birthday greetings to Koko the Signing Gorilla, Geraldo Rivera the Microphone-Holding Telejournalist

Tags: Geraldo Rivera