Barack Obama's Hawaiian Vacation in Pictures

After spending the past week in Hawaii, President Obama is back in Washington dealing with the war on terror, health care reform, the war on health care reform, and less-violent situations like Iran. Man, I can feel my stress levels skyrocketing just typing that! Let's take one last relaxing look back at the president's vacation, because lord knows when we'll he'll get one again.

So how did he pass the time?

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Barack Obama Catches Up to George Bush on the Golf Course, Still Deliberating Whether to Play Through

Take note, historians: What took George Bush nearly three years to accomplish, Barack Obama handled tidily in less than ten months…

CBS' Mark Knoller — an unofficial documentarian and statistician of all things White House-related — wrote on his Twitter feed [Sunday] that, "Today – Obama ties Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office: 24.

Took Bush 2 yrs & 10 months."

And the naysayers said "nay." Nay to those naysayers. (Know what I'm nayin'?)

Anyway, if he caught up to Bush's golf record that fast, just think how fast he'll be able to catch up to his body count.

Barack Obama's Face on a Golf Ball! Can You Imagine?! (Oh, Mercy)

What do you get for that very special, humorously-illiterate, 57-year-old white male Republican with no taste in gifts?

How about some PoliticalBalls?

Do you get it? Do you get the joke? They're golf balls. But they have your choice politician (choices limited to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden) on them. So, they're PoliticalBalls! As the website promises: "It will be the most hilarious game of golf you will ever play!" And then some.

Testicles? Faces? No, I don't see the humor there. Why would anybody laugh at that? That doesn't make any sense. These are politicians' faces on golf balls. There are no genitals involved.

I'll never understand you people.