11:00 – Well, that is that. I'm not sure what there is to say about this debate. Everybody played their part well and nobody came right out and sucked the esophagus out of one of the other candidates. So, good job. What does everyone else think?
10:54 – @TheRealDCF: "@TheInDecider @allisonkilkenny That's easy. They'd all marry Reagan, kill the sick, and fuck the unemployed. #tweetthepress"
10:51 – Michele Bachmann paraphrased: "Even an idiot can beat Barack Obama next year, so choose me!"
10:49 – I think Rick Perry wants to see Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain get it on.
10:48 – So, does that mean that Ron Paul would chose himself as a running mate?
10:47 – Newt Gingrich has to go an be a killjoy as usual.
10:44 – Gary Johnson has the line of the night. "My neighbor's dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this administration." He should quit the race now. Always go out on a high note.
Tags: Bret Baier, Chris Wallace, Debates, Florida, Fox, Google, Herman Cain, Jon Huntsman, Liveblog, Megyn Kelly, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Perry, Ron Paul
Rick Santorum knows. Oh, he knows alright. You think you can pull the wool over his eyes because he's Mr. Goody Goody Catholic boy, but he's a sharper tack than you think.
Like, for example, Google is all, like, We can't help you with your repulsive search results problem on our website. But Rick Santorum wasn't born yesterday. He knows that they can just turn some knobs and pull some levers or something and make it all go away.
It's not that they can't. It's that they won't…
"I suspect if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, they'd get rid of it," Santorum said. "If you're a responsible business, you don't let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country."
Exactly! Google would never allow anything negative about a ranking member of the executive branch of the U.S. government to ever be spread through their website. Never ever never in a million ever years! Hypocrisy, I tell you!
He continued: "To have a business allow that type of filth to be purveyed through their website or through their system is something that they say they can't handle but I suspect that's not true."
It's totally not true! Of course they can definitely undermine global public discourse to help the interests of a single politician and his goal of curtailing the rights of a particular national demographic. They won't because they're jerks! Total jerky jerks!
Sorry for the colorful language, folks. This kind of dirty business just makes me so mad. I mean, it's not just the disgusting Dan Savage-created website at the very top of their "Rick Santorum" search results page that nauseates me. Just look at this putrescent filth that they allowed to rise to the number two spot.
It's gross! Do they search their mothers with that algorithm?
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Tags: Dan Savage, Google, Internet, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Sex
News and comedy, comedy and news: we're keeping you on the edge of your tweet all week long.
Confused about the debt ceiling? Don't be! Picture the American economy as a house. The debt ceiling is the creepy guy hiding in the shrubbery with a gallon of gasoline and a book of matches.
Tags: Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Debt, Eric Cantor, Google, Hamid Karzai, Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann, Roger Clemens, Rupert Murdoch, Twitter, Tworld News
To tweet or not to tweet, a question (un)fortunately never asked. Here's this week's crude news report:
More like YoMommaCare! Am I right?! Wait, but seriously, who's going to pay for my mother's health care?
Advice to Todd: Just tell Sarah that you've been sleeping with 'Tripp' — let her assume you mean your grandson, and then the affair with an adult woman will seem like no biggie.
Tags: China, Google, Health Care, Joe Lieberman, Rush Limbaugh, Starbucks, Todd Palin, Tworld News
What do you think when you see Google's homepage image today for Veterans Day?
a) I don't know. Maybe a little sappy, but it's Veterans Day, and if you can't get sappy for veterans, who can you get sappy for!
b) Oh my God! That's a Muslim crescent moon beneath the flag!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! I AM THE ANGRIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD ABOUT THIS!!!! ARGLEGARGLEBARBLE!!!!!
If you answered b, then you may have qualified for a free and fun sterility procedure! Yaaaayyyy!!!!
(via The Daily What)
Tags: Games and Challenges, Google, Islam, Religion, Veterans, Veterans Day