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  • Jon Stewart: Sh*t Is Flying Everywhere!

    On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart pointed out that shit is basically out of control all over the entire world. The Gulf Coast is soaked in oil, Nashville is under water, Greece is about to collapse, the Dow went on a rollercoaster and some numbnuts tried to blow up Times Square. And that's just a few of the crazy things that have happened in only the last week. I knew it was a mistake to built Earth on that old Indian burial ground!

    The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

    Tags: CNN, Economy, Energy & Oil, Faisal Shahzad, Family Research Council, George Rekers, Greece, IRS, Jon Stewart, Natural Disasters, Republicans, Rick Sanchez, Terrorism, The Daily Show, Video, Wall Street
  • Brave Hero Beats the Hell Out of Priest for America

    What do you do when a guy in a robe with a beard and a thick foreign accent approaches you on the street? Well, what can you do?

    You beat the shit out of him with a tire iron before he gets a chance to slam himself into whatever World Trade Center happens to be nearby…

    The Rev. Alexios Marakis, visiting from Greece, had performed a blessing of a retired Greek priest in the West Shore area before accidentally exiting I-275 into downtown Monday evening, police said. Marakis followed cars into the Seaport Channelside Apartments on Twiggs Street and got out to ask for help…

    [U.S. Marines reservist Jasen] Bruce grabbed a tire iron from the trunk, hit Marakis four times over the head and chased him about three blocks before pinning the priest, police said…

    When officers arrived, police say, Bruce told them he heard the man say "Allahu Akbar" – Arabic for "God is great." "That's what they say before they blow you up," Bruce said, according to police.

    What lesson are we, as a nation, to take away from this sad and disturbing story. Well, I think there's only one lesson we can take away from it.

    The terrorists are infiltrating our Greek Orthodox Churches!

    Update: As I'm sure you're all aware by now, no situation is content with simply being ridiculous nowadays. Nope. It all has to be super-idiotic-ridiculous on WTF steroids. All of it!

    With that in mind, this American Hero who beat up the priest — Jasen Bruce (of the wrongly spelled first name) — appears to be some kind of erotic model [NSFW?].

    Why is this relevant? It's not. But this is how the world works now. And — let's face facts — if you're going get beaten to within an inch of your life by some xenophobic maniac, it might as well be a super-hunky xenophobic maniac.

    (Thanks for the tip, bose.)

    Tags: Greece, Military, Racism, Religion, Terrorism