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  • Grill, Grill or Grill: The Men of Fox News

    Today we're choosing from amongst three Fox News personalities: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity, and must choose whom we'd most like to to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) and Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).


    Grill – Glenn Beck

    We figured if he could get so much out of a Tea Party, just imagine what he'd do with a BBQ party.

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    Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Fox, Glenn Beck, Grill (x3), Sean Hannity
  • Grill, Grill or Grill: Political Turncoats

    Today we're choosing from amongst three politicians who aren't afraid to let little things like loyalty or trustworthiness get in the way of their political careers: Joe Lieberman, Arlen Specter and Michael Bloomberg, and must choose whom we'd most like to to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) and Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).


    Grill – Michael Bloomberg

    Well, lets just put aside for one moment the fact that we have a soft spot for Bloomberg — who decided mid-term that he wasn't feeling very Republicany anymore and so declared himself an independent — because he's our mayor and he's somehow managed to run the city for seven years without the need to violate anyone with a plunger.

    Do you have any idea how much that guy is worth? Like, billions of billions. I think you'd have to invent a new number to say his net worth aloud in under seven minutes.

    So, he's bringing the beer.

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    Tags: Arlen Specter, Grill (x3), Joe Lieberman, Michael Bloomberg
  • Grill, Grill or Grill: Women Secretaries of State

    Today — on this patriotic holiday — we have charged ourselves with choosing from amongst three women Secretaries of State: Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice and Madeline Albright, and must choose whom we'd most like to to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) and Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).

    Grill – Hillary Clinton


    After years of being married to Bill Clinton and serving in the male-dominated U.S. Senate, it pretty much goes without saying that she knows how to deal with greasy wieners.

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    Tags: Condoleezza Rice, Grill (x3), Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright
  • Grill, Grill or Grill: The Bush Dynasty

    The other day, we tasked ourselves with choosing — from amongst a coterie of conservative ladies – whom we'd most like to to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) and Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).

    Today, we're doing the same thing with members of the Bush family: George, George Jr. and Jeb. Here's what we came up with…

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    Grill – George W. Bush

    Okay, okay, okay. So, Dubya's not so much of a president. Nor much of an oil magnate. Nor much of baseball executive. But, come on, he's gotta be good at something, right?

    And we saw that Oliver Stone movie. Who among you would not want to party with the main character from that film. You might not want him to decide your children's future, but we'll bet he comes to the cook-out with a fully stocked cooler. (And you'd better believe there's something extra special buried beneath the ice at the bottom. Shhhhhh…)

    Come on, he's Wiffleball Tony. That's gotta be what he's good for.

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    Tags: George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Grill (x3), Iraq, Jeb Bush
  • Grill, Grill or Grill: Ladies of Conservatism

    Yesterday, we told you that we had to choose from amongst Carrie Prejean, Meghan McCain and Sarah Palin for whom we'd like to Grill (barbecue with), Grill (conduct a comprehensive interview with) or Grill (cover their teeth with some phat gold teeth).

    Here's what we came up with…

    Grill – Sarah Palin

    The way we see it, if there was anybody in all of politics that you'd really want to fire up the charcoals with, it'd have to be Sarah Palin. (That is, unless you're some kind of a socialist vegetarian terrorist or something.)

    Can you even imagine the kinds of animal flesh she'd bring to cook up? We've never eaten a grilled moose burger. Nor have we sampled marinated wolf shanks, snowy owl hot wings, or leg of polar bear. (And they'll be extinct before you know it, so we gotta eat them asap.)

    Plus, word around the igloo is she makes her wieners with genuine long pork, whatever that is.

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    Tags: Carrie Prejean, Grill (x3), Meghan McCain, Sarah Palin