From the Pork Barrel: Rick Perry Promises Not to Be Competent

* "If you're looking for a slick politician, or a guy with great teleprompter skills, or someone who can complete a full sentence without getting lost and ending up under a bridge crying for his mother, then Rick Perry may not be the guy for you.

* Herman Cain was for not knowing about his sexual harassment cash settlement before he was against not un-knowing about it. (Or something. I can never understand what Herman Cain is trying to say.)

* Awwwww, look at these fiscal conservatives begging for federal handouts. They're so cute when they're grabbing for money.

* Oh wow! These employees of a big foreclosure law firm dressed up as awful morally-rancid human beings for Halloween. Great costumes! Very convincing!

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Caption Challenge: Barack Obama

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Our Endorsements: Another Bad Lip Reading Creation, with Herman Cain

* Twist of Cain, from Bad Lip Reading.

* Putin on the Ritz, by Brad Jonas.

* American job creators, from The Onion.

* Anderson Cooper's Halloween costume.

* Funny or Die shows why Obama should grow his facial hair out for good luck until the election.

* American history visualized, via The Momentus Project.

* Sarah Silverman discusses Rick Perry and her aptly named NAACP comedy benefit.

* HAVE A HAPPY SATAN'S NIGHT, Pat Robertson! From Buzzfeed.

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Tweet Untweet: Tricky Tweet

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Tweet Untweet: Rick Perry Could Starve a Zombie

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