WINNER The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments

In just three short weeks, Barack Obama will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, and shortly thereafter the economy will miraculously heal itself, all violence will come to an abrupt halt here and abroad, hurricanes will be harnessed for green energy and cause us no further harm, butterscotch will flow from our rivers and ice cream cones will be plucked ripe from trees. And all with a wave from Barack Obama's majestic hand. It truly will be the beginning of a new age.

But, for now, we've asked you to choose some of the incoming president's best messiah moments from the past year. Here were the nominees…

* Stating "Contrary to the rumors you've heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth." at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner (thecheeseclub_vp)

* Speaking to about a quadrillion gushing fans in Berlin, Germany. (Bearness)

* Having a German journalist report hustle her way into his gym to report on his "well-trained arms" and "his tight rear view." What a man! (Giovanna)

* Saying "This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal," while on the campaign trail. (J)

* His ability to make millions of people cry tears of joy when he won the presidency. (Tiff)

And the winner is…

His ability to make millions of people cry tears of joy when he won the presidency, submitted by Tiff.

Lots and lots of people cried on November 4th, but the tears that got the most headlines belonged to a previous presidential hopeful…

YOU DECIDE The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments

Last week, we asked you to come up with your choices for Barack Obama's best messiah moment of 2008.

You know, the moment that best exemplified how the skies were ever so willing to open up and rain down golden drops of prosperity for this man who so magnanimously decided to let us vote him into the presidency.

Well, you came up with a bunch of good ones, and here's the final nominations…

WINNER The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Sarah Palin Moment of 2008

There can only be one very best Sarah Palin moment of 2008 (unfortunately). And we now know exactly what it is.

But first, here are the nominees, as chosen by you…

* Responding "In what respect, Charlie?" after being asked about the Bush Doctrine (DaveW)

* Getting pranked by two Canadian DJs while thinking she was talking to the president of France (Cube)

* Her inability to tell Katie Couric a single newspaper or magazine she reads (bearness)

* Winking into the camera during the VP debate (Howie)

* Casually talking with a reporter while turkeys were being slaughtered over her shoulder (Howie)

* Saying "Those guys are jerks" in response to McCain staffers saying she was a diva (grmination nation)

And the winner is…

…Her inability to tell Katie Couric a single newspaper or magazine she reads, as nominated by bearness.

It never, ever gets old, does it?

The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments

Behold! Today is a day of celebration! For the Lord your God has seen fit to send us a great and noble savior, and I don't think I need to tell you what His name is do I?

No, not Jesus.

I'm talking about Barack Obama.

And to glorify The Black Lamb of God, The President of Presidents, we're asking you to nominate the Best Barack Obama Messiah Moments of 2008. You know, those moments in which you just had to step back and say, "Um, what exactly are we talking about here?" When people kind of seemed to be losing track of what we (or who) we were actually voting on.

So, I say unto thee, make your nominations now. And watch this…

YOU DECIDE The Indecision 2008 Awards for Indecision 2008, Brought to You by Indecision 2008: The Best Sarah Palin Moment of 2008

Nobody will ever accuse Sarah Palin of being boring or uninteresting, that's for sure.

In fact, she probably succeeded greater than any politician of modern day to fascinate and bewilder Democrats and Republicans alike. In the relatively short span of time in which she was involved in the 2008 presidential race, she had more great moments than many politicians have in a lifetime.

But what was her best? You decide…