This year Jordan Carlos and I covered every rocky pothole of the road to the White House. It certainly was an educational experience! I'm not sure what Jordan learned (I think he tries to block a lot of it out), but this is what I learned.
THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
I learned that sometimes everyone loses. It's simple math.
Tags: Barack Obama, Democratic National Convention, Democrats, Indecision Delegates, Mitt Romney, Republican National Convention, Republicans
I've seen a number of presidential elections in my lifetime. My mother, a liberal, did her fair share share of hand-wringing and yelling at the TV in the '80s. But these are different times. Times, it would seem, of epic histrionics. Karl Rove's election night conniption was just a preview of the insanity we would see after all the votes were counted.
Tags: Indecision Delegates, Jordan Carlos, Karl Rove, Puerto Rico, Texas
The onslaught of polling data can be confusing, so I've compiled the most important facts and figures to let you know where the election stands here on Super-est Tuesday.
* 51% of voters in Ohio and Florida have used the phrase "Not in THIS economy!" within the last two weeks. (Source: Gallop Polling Group International)
* 49% of likely voters in North Carolina believe Mitt Romney is "Ennh," while 51% believe Barack Obama is "Whuh? Bleh." (Source: Rassenhavermussenstein Polling Center)
* 67% of Democrats in New York say they have seen Barack Obama's sleigh traveling through the night sky on Christmas Eve. (Source: UAADC – Unbiased Americans for Any Democratic Candidate)
Tags: Barack Obama, Election Day 2012, Indecision Delegates, Mitt Romney, Polls
More videos ripped from the streets of Ohio after the jump…
Tags: Indecision Delegates, Jared Logan, Jordan Carlos, Ohio
People who "can't choose between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney" don't really exist. They've been invented by the media. You know who's real? People who can't decide whether to vote or sit on the couch and jerk it… again. That's undecided.
Look. After an entire year of campaigning, debating, baby-kissing, ass-kissing, baby ass-kissing (do they do that? I don’t know) and outright bullshitting, the only way you're an undecided voter is if you meet the following criteria:
Tags: Barack Obama, Election Day 2012, Indecision Delegates, Mitt Romney