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  • Barack Obama's Megalomaniacal Roots

    An old Indonesian playmate of Barack Obama's — from his childhood years in Jakarta — recalls a frightening memory of the young man's insidious and despotic nature

    Mr. Obama asked a group of boys whether they wanted to grow up to be president, a soldier or a businessman. A president would own nothing while a soldier would possess weapons and a businessmen would have money, the young Obama explained.

    Mr. Januadi and his younger brother, both of whom later joined the Indonesian military, said they wanted to become soldiers. Another boy, a future banker, said he would become a businessman.

    "Then Barry said he would become president and order the soldier to guard him and the businessman to use his money to build him something," Mr. Januadi said. "We told him, 'You cheated. You didn't give us those details.' "

    Would anybody actually put it past a child who exhibits of such deceitful behavior with friends — not to mention his incredible, almost eerily preternatural, foresight — to fly to Hawaii without a guardian, sneak into a hospital and plant a forged birth certificate in their records so that one day he could install death panels in "The Great Satan"?

    Keep fooling yourselves, people!

    (via Andrew Sullivan)

    Tags: Antichrist, Barack Obama, Birthers, Indonesia
  • Barack Obama Indulges His Asian Fetish at G-20

    Nobody parties like the G-20 parties and the G-20 parties don't stop! Yes, it's time for a big celebration of being rich and staying that way, by hook or by crook. Canada has the honor of hosting this bloated retinue of government bureaucrats.

    But don't get your hopes up, Other Countries; Barack Obama is going through a serious Sailor Moon phase, and he's got priorities

    Mr. Obama will have at least six one-on-one meetings with other leaders. But except for Mr. Cameron, all of the confirmed bilateral meetings so far are with Asian leaders — Mr. Kan of Japan, Hu Jintao of China, Manmohan Singh of India, Lee Myung-bak of South Korea and Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono of Indonesia — in a reflection of Asia’s role in leading the global economic recovery.

    Suck on that, round-eyes! Our Man in Ontario could give two shits if you've got an epithelial fold above your big Euro peepers. Obama's got a craving for Asian fusion, and all y'all Occidental motherfuckers best back the fuck off, ya heard?

    Tags: Barack Obama, Canada, China, G-20, India, Indonesia, Japan, South Korea
  • Barack Obama Will Change Our Name to The United States of Indonesia

    Thought you were done dealing with horror-movie-ish political attack ads for a few years?

    You wish…

    Oh Noooooos! We're about to inaugurate a foreigner as our preznit!

    Quick! Somebody send this compelling collection of never-before-refuted hard facts to Congress. Maybe there's still time to inaugurate Sean Hannity instead.

    (via BoingBoing)

    Tags: Barack Obama, Constitution, Indonesia, Kenya