Obama Solves All His Problems Using Beer

From CC Insider…

It's been a few days since the beer summit, and it seems like most of the internet has already moved on to more pressing matters, like the Tiger Woods fart. We won't know where that fart came from until we see the fart certificate! That fart is not fit to be fart president! The mainstream media needs to interview Orly Toots about this. Anyway, this video from Landline TV proves there's still one last LOL to be had about the beer summit before we completely focus on Fartergate '09.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr., James Crowley

From the Pork Barrel: Where in the World Is Sarah Palin?

* Don't worry, Palinophiles fans. I'm sure this is all a part of her very-well-thought-out master plan. I mean, it's not like her to behave erratically.

* The godless, paganistic, heathens are turning on Obama?! But that's his base!!!

* This is, I think, how we were all hoping the Beer Summit would go down.

* Why Michael Savage's being banned from England is as disturbing as it is hilarious.

* What do the First Amendment and Lisa Lampanelli's hooha have in common? They both get expanded every time someone hosts a comedy roast (such as this one).

Tags: Alcohol, Atheists, Barack Obama, Bill of Rights, Constitution, Facebook, Henry Louis Gates Jr., James Crowley, Michael Savage, Pork Barrel, Religion, Sarah Palin, Twitter, United Kingdom, White House

Stephen Colbert Analyzes the Beer Summit's Foreign Rainbow of Brew

Of course! The president prefers a foreign lager like Bud Lite over a good ol' American brew like Budweiser! No surprise there.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

See also: Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac Simulate the White House Beer Summit

Tags: Alcohol, Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr., James Crowley, Racism, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, White House

Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac Simulate the White House Beer Summit

So, yesterday, Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and police officer James Crowley sat down to hash out their differences at the White House. With hilarious results!

Since there is no way known to science to be able to know exactly what happens when a white man and a black man sit down to share a beer, this simulation from The Daily Show may be our closest window into this historically unteachable teachable moment…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

See also: Stephen Colbert Analyzes the Beer Summit's Foreign Rainbow of Brew

Tags: Alcohol, Barack Obama, Fox, Henry Louis Gates Jr., James Crowley, Jon Stewart, Robert Gates, Steve Doocy, The Daily Show, White House, Wyatt Cenac

From the Pork Barrel: Beer Fixes Everything!

* This is the way real men resolve their conflicts: over beers, in full suit and ties, on patio furniture.

* Hey, look! The Obama administration loves gay people!

* Oh, wait. Nevermind.

* The Senate just got a little more sausage party-er.

* America: Sarah Palin would make a great president… of doing the laundry.

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