Tweet Untweet: Better Put a Ring on It

Jay-Z came out in support of gay marriage only because Beyonce kept nudging him to the left, to the left…

— H. Alan Scott (@HAlanScott) May 15, 2012

Tags: Jay-Z, Liberals, Marriage Equality, Tweet Untweet, Twitter

From the Pork Barrel: All the President's Man

* Some guy in a really unconvincing Robert Redford mask lets bygones be bygones and thanks President Obama for standing up to Big Oil.

* Barack Obama says he may go dirty in the general election. He might just run full clips from the GOP debates.

* Jay-Z comes up with fun new way to siphon money upwards: Occupy All Streets t-shirt line!

* Computer app — and possible extended family member of Mitt Romney — has just joined in to help mock Rick Perry.

Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, Energy & Oil, Fashion, Jay-Z, Music, Occupy Wall Street, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans

Our Endorsements: Elephant Got Your Tongue?

* Team Coco shows how President Obama is faring without his teleprompter.

* Is that a presidential pick-up line in your pocket?

* Halloween costumes as scary as the real thing, from HuffPo Comedy.

* Funny or Die recaps last night's GOP yellfest.

* We live in a world where Jay-Z and Warren Buffet can make a children's cartoon.

* From The Majority Report, the Tea Party Nation is making demands.

Tags: Barack Obama, Conan O'Brien, Daily Links, Debates, Funny or Die, Halloween, Jay-Z, Primaries, Republicans, Tea Party, Warren Buffett

Roll Call: On the Democrat Patrol

• Obama's got 99 problems, and a [former First Lady] is one.

• GOP's crop of candidates suffers the effects of a harsh winter.
• John Edwards drops out of race, Lance Armstrong remains frontrunner.
• Mitt Romney wants conservative judges… that is, if you want them… otherwise, uh…
• Candidates use uncomfortable forced laughter to gain ground.

Tags: Barack Obama, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Jay-Z, John Edwards, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Roll Call