Our Endorsements: Santorum and Romney Get Jim Norton'd

* Jim Norton goes off NSFW-style (duh) on Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney.

* Sara Benincasa's health care guide for people who don't want it, from Vice.

* Scalia can't even name all 9 justices! From The Onion

* Funny or Die has some hilariously doctored Romney tweets.

* A McSweeney's double feature: "An Open Letter…" and "Presidential Stump Speech, 2052".

* Finally, the history of April Fool's Day. No foolin'!

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