Our Endorsements: Jimmy Kimmel Weighs In on Pink Balls

* Jimmy Kimmel has Rick Santorum's "brother" on the show to talk about pink balls.

* President Obama's ears and stoic attitude make a lot more sense now.

* Brought to you by Jest.com, porn stars for Santorum?

* The best 1940 census facts, from HuffPo Comedy.

* The quantum politics of Mitt Romney is a silly string theory, from the New York Times.

Tags: Daily Links, Jimmy Kimmel, Mitt Romney, Porn, Rick Santorum, Science & Technology

Our Endorsements: Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorsh%$

* Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship is the best kind. NSFW.

* The "I Hope Rick Santorum…" Tumblr account.

* Who said it: Kanye West or Newt Gingrich? The answers won't surprise you.

* The comedian who ruined Mitt Romney's weekend, from Slate.

* What's the best part of the primary season? Making new friends, says The Onion.

* Newt Gingrich is not very "Jonathan Swift" when it comes to satire.

Tags: Daily Links, Jimmy Kimmel, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Racism, Rick Santorum, Slate, The Onion

Our Endorsements: It Gets Better, Rick Santorum

* Rick Santorum isn't crying, he's getting chopped up on The Onion.

* The Guardian gets wonderfully satirical in its self-promotion.

* President Obama has a favor to ask Betty White, on Conan.

* Adios to February, from College Humor's Facebook history of the world feed.

* If things get too bad, we can follow Greece's example, from McSweeney's.

* Jimmy Kimmel pokes fun at Bristol Palin's new show.

Tags: Bristol Palin, College Humor, Conan O'Brien, Daily Links, Greece, Jimmy Kimmel, Marriage Equality, The Guardian, The Onion, United Kingdom

Our Endorsements: NSFW Funny or Die American History Lesson

* The story of Crispus Attucks, as told by Wayne Brady and an Ice Cube song. NSFW but amazing.

* President Obama urges parents to hide nation's former wealth from their children, from The Onion.

* Aspirin brand tries to capitalize on their new status as a form of birth control.

* Wonkette covers the Newt Gingrich bus breakdown in West Hollywood.

* Groucho jokes that were too controversial for the 1950s, from Splitsider.

* Jimmy Kimmel spoofs Rick Santorum's new ad.

* From McSweeny's, a piece on what it's like to be president of the United States.

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Tags: Daily Links, Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Rick Santorum, The Onion, Wonkette

Our Endorsements: Mitt Romney Can't Not Tell a Lie

* Mitt Romney knows not of what he speaks, from Jimmy Kimmel.

* Feeling old? The Onion says blame Obama.

* First, Ellen. Now, Jimmy Fallon. Michelle Obama may be a bit competitive.

* From Funny or Die, controversial Congressman Hoekstra has a new ad.

* An important message from the U.S. Bureau of Chronology, via McSweeney's.

* President Obama could shoot Newt Gingrich to the moon with this marshmallow cannon gun.

Tags: Barack Obama, Bo Obama, Daily Links, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum